Jon Sewart hit one out of the park last night (LOL)

[underpants]

CNN Headline news's Glenn Beck asked newly elected Congressman Keith Ellison (D-MN) the frist Muslim ever elected to Congress to put people at ease by assuring them that his isn't "..working with our enemies"
As seen here and here



after Beck's "I have black friends" lead in “No offense, and I know Muslims. I like Muslims. I've been to mosques.”

Stewart “Oh this isn’t going to end well”

Beck then says "Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies.”

And I know you're not. I'm not accusing you of being an enemy, but that's the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way.
(Ellison’s response)
BECK: I understand that. And I'm not asking you to.

Stewart cuts in “I’m just asking you to. Just like as a Conservative white guy the burden is on me to prove to YOU that I haven't blown up a Federal building with a fertilizer bomb or blown a gay hooker in the mens room of a Denny’s”


:rofl: :bounce: :yoiks::rofl:

Tooooo funny.

No video of The Daily Show yet.

[ixion]

1. lol... classic

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

2. Psst:

it was "fertilizer bomb", not manure.

I had to pause it until I quit laughing after that line.

"Dennys"....:rofl:

[underpants]

3. Thanks

corrected.

I thought I was going to wake up the baby I was laughing so hard.

:rofl:

[Chorophyll]

4. Saw this last night.

Shrieked. Scared everyone in the house. Jon's my boy. :rofl:

[Tesla]

5. Darn I fell asleep, I can't wait for the video to get put up!!

I love Jon!!

[irislake]

6. CNN has no shame

makes Americans look like assholes to the world. But the fact that Democrat voters elected a terrorist just proves Bush was right about them.(Unless you happen to be Bush and you are on holding hands basis with certain Saudi folk who funded the 9/11 bunch and want to sell them your ports.)

[smoogatz]

8. I think you mean "Democratic" voters.

And I believe it was Republicans--in large numbers--who were responsible for electing Wrongway George, not Dems.

[alittlelark]

22. I'll second smoogatz

No more 'democrat' party sh*t.

[underpants]

9. But the fact that Democrat voters elected a terrorist just proves Bush was right about them

Really? How completely ignorant of you to say.

Do you have any other pearls of wisdom to share? Something about the insight of Trent Lott or maybe you can tell us something that Bush has actually accomplished. Care to tell us about how Bush dropping the ball before 9/11 was a good thing?

[irislake]

16. Sorry I was joking

I don't know how to show sarcasm! Maybe you were also joking? Didn't Bush say that a vote for a DemoicratIC politician was a vote for the terrorists? Just making fun of that stupidity. And pointing out who is REALLY friendly with terrorists -- the Saudis having funded the 9/11 terrorists. (Although I believe that 9/11 was an iside job. Maybe with Saudi assist?)

[Nothing Without Hope]

17. I thought your sarcastic smile was pretty obvious. If you want to make it

absolutely unmistakeable, you can select the "sarcasm" smiley from the DU "Smilies lookup table" or type in a a colon, then the word sarcasm, then another colon (with no spaces between). Here's what you get:

:sarcasm:

Or you can use this one by typing a colon, then the word eyes, and then another colon:

:eyes:

[calimary]

25. Really? I will try that.

:sarcasm:

I've been trying to figure that one out for awhile now.

on edit -

OMG! It worked!!!

THANKS!

Much obliged! Here's to you:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2750391

[underpants]

18. I apologize

I mistook what you posted.

My bad.

[w4rma]

19. :sarcasm: (nt)

[Supersedeas]

15. CNN has made its bed.

[11 Bravo]

27. Hmmmm. I keep running into your posts. Troubling. n/t

[smoogatz]

7. Stewart nails it, as usual.

Hilarious.

[cwydro]

10. I got it TIVOed

gotta see that.

[Rhiannon12866]

11. Video on MediaMatters

I saw this on "The Daily Show" too and just couldn't believe it! Jesus! But Jon Stewart nailed it, as usual...:rofl:

http://mediamatters.org/items/200611150004

[underpants]

13. **VIDEO**

Thanks

[Gruenemann]

12. Jon also pointed out...

Trent Lott's new title: MINORITY WHIP

[underpants]

14. The joke that was on DU yesterday

I forgot who posted it

Trent Lott became the Minority whip today which is fitting because he seems to think we should still be whipping minorities

[Rhiannon12866]

20. Video is now up on YouTube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV7tP1_0xrQ

[Cha]

29. Thanks! "Finally someone

tells us what Americans who aren't thinking are thinking."!

[Rhiannon12866]

30. You're welcome!

And I loved that line, too...:rofl:

[alittlelark]

21. I 'bout busted a gut last night!!!

Hubby and I were tearing up w/ laughter. We re-watched a few parts of the episode about 6am - while arguing about who was going to make the coffee.

[walldude]

23. There is a clip on Media Matters

http://mediamatters.org/items/200611180006

Hilarious. :rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

24. Eh, isn't Glenn Beck the guy who made on-air death threats against Michael Moore?

That sounds like Terrorism, to me.

Why isn't he in Gitmo, again?

[Dinger]

26. Where The Hell HAS Michael Moore Been?

Did "they" get to him? What has he been up to?

[lateo]

28. Video?

eom

[Rhiannon12866]

31. Here you go...

Daily Show - Glenn Beck and Keith Ellison
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV7tP1_0xrQ