"Jesus, Tougher than Hell"

[Itchinjim]

I spotted this Hummer at the Little Bighorn National Battlefield last summer. Now that I've finally learned how to post photos, I thought I'd share it with you all. By the way it was illegally parked too.

[lectrobyte]

1. Where's Mr. Valve Stem Removal Tool when you really need it?

Void where prohibited by law.

For entertainment purposes only.

[karlrschneider]

3. ROFL

:D

[elehhhhna]

31. LOL don't even know what a valve stem IS but it's FUNNY.

[karlrschneider]

40. It's the little rubber tube where you put air in your tires.

Technically the name of the tool is valve CORE remover. :D

[lectrobyte]

41. It's basically a tool to let you remove the stem (pressy down thing)

on your tire valves. In other words, let all the air out in a hurry. Looks like this:

[elehhhhna]

43. Oh. I always just used roofing nails.

LOL "pressy-down-thing":rofl:

[Alsteen]

23. Well,

They're not called "Dummers" without reason ......

[karlrschneider]

2. I think I'll just close one eye and fart.

:eyes:

[Jcrowley]

4. But Could He Take on "The Snowman"

Standing 5' 9" tall, weighing 240 pounds and sporting a shaved head, Jeff "The Snowman" Monson looks like a cartoon ready to pop, a compressed giant of crazy shoulders, massive biceps and meaty forearms.

When he sneers, people shudder. When he sweats, they turn away. When he's angry, your best bet is to run.

He's angry right now, even though his combat career in the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC)—an often bloody tournament that combines martial arts disciplines like Brazilian Jujitsu and Muay Thai Kickboxing—is taking off. If things keep going this way, he could have a title shot in the heavyweight division. So no, it's not his future career prospects that have him pissed. It's the state of the world.

"I'm not some sort of conspiracy theorist," Monson says of his political leanings. "I'm not talking about how the government is trying to hide UFOs. I just want to do away with hierarchy. I'm saying that our economic system, capitalism, is structured so that it only benefits a small percentage of very wealthy people. When I was traveling in Brazil, they had us staying at a really posh hotel. Outside the hotel there was a mom sleeping on the sidewalk with her two kids. That's when reality hits you. What did that woman ever do? Who did she ever hurt?"

http://www.altpr.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&req=viewarticle&artid=383&page=1

[Bassic]

9. Is he related to Gorilla Monsoon?

:D

[trof]

34. Or Earthquake McGoon?

[cool user name]

47. Or Roberto Dragoon?

[trof]

36. Damn, what a tag-team that would make.

[Aviation Pro]

18. Refreshing

Sounds like a very introspective and thoughtful gentleman. More power to him.

[Jim Warren]

24. the tat Jeff dawg wears on his back

[Jcrowley]

25. Much truth

in that pic/tattoo

[Little Wing]

38. or the original

[CrispyQ]

28. Thanks for sharing that link!

I really enjoyed reading the article. :thumbsup:

snip...

Monson grew up middle class in Minnesota. ... During his graduate work, Monson had his political awakening—a course entitled Community Psychology.

"Oh man, that class really opened my eyes," he says. "Just looking at the way the world is run, the way that the people that might be disabled or have mental issues are left behind. How education and general welfare are not a priority, and how the elite run everything for their own benefit. Then I started reading a bunch of stuff—Animal Farm, the International Socialist Review, Chomsky—and I started thinking in a different way."

more...

After graduating from Minnesota, he moved to Washington State, where from 1997 to 2001 he counseled the mentally ill for Lewis County; his primary responsibility was to determine whether an individual needed to be institutionalized.

"I started right when they were pushing through welfare reform, and so we had all of these huge cuts in money for mental health and welfare. It's the same basic idea with No Child Left Behind. The government tells you that you have to cut your programs, cut your money for books, cut the money for teachers, but then you are expected to somehow do better. It's a brilliant strategy, really, from their perspective."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. can anyone run that plate?

and maybe pm me a reg owner address?

[GoneOffShore]

6. that's when you need the bumper sticker

that says:

Small Penis Transport

[EnviroBat]

17. HAHAHAHAH!

Again with the laughing in my cube...

[EnviroBat]

19. Oh my God, you just given me the best idea EVER!

I am going to print up said bumpersticker and cruise the shopping malls after dark. It's the best thing to see someone cruising around whos been had in such a way. We used to tape a sign to the back of a police car when it was parked outside of the pizza shop I used to work at. It said, "I like boys." The cop would cruise around like that for hours! I miss being young...

[cool user name]

49. RFLMAO!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT

BEST! IDEA! EVER!

[EnviroBat]

7. Ooo Look! A 4 wheel drive Earth-Pig...

Where was the dickless wonder who was driving that piece of shit? Probably out slapping his girlfriend around. Maybe kicking a toddler... I despise those vehicles and the people that drive them. My kingdom for a RPG.

[Hand]

10. Yep...

One twenty-dollar RPG would put a hurting on that sucker that it would never get over.

[EnviroBat]

14. Especially if it was armored like the ones over in Iraq...

[RB TexLa]

27. You honestly want to murder them?

[EnviroBat]

29. Calm down... I never said anything about murdering anyone...

I just want to stuff them in a Prius and send them on their way.

[RB TexLa]

30. I'm always calm, just asked

I drive an '89 Isuzu Trooper 4x4 should I be stuffed in a Prius too? Are you going to accuse me of beating my wife or kicking people's children?

[Name removed]

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[RB TexLa]

35. No, you shouldn't and you also shouldn't violate DU rules

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. Is it parked?

Or did they run it off the shoulder and not know how to get back on the road?

[EnviroBat]

11. HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

That was GOOD! :rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

13. Yes.

And I'm quite serious too.

[EnviroBat]

16. You people are really cheering me up today.

I can't stand HUMMERS! People think I'm nuts for so vehimently loathing those things, but I can't stand them or the people who are stupid enough to block traffic with them. You guys have shown me I'm not alone. Any time I see someone driving one I try my best to make them fell retarded, I'll point and laugh, plug my nose, give the thumbs down :thumbsdown: , stuff like that...

[GoneOffShore]

42. Another sticker idea

"Couldn't get one. Had to buy one."

Or

BCSD
(Big Car, Small D**k)

[helderheid]

15. I think they were raptured n/t

[originalpckelly]

22. Now you've gone and done it...

I need a new keyboard!
:spray:

[cool user name]

50. LMAO!

This thread is insanity!

I've lost my fucking mind!

[Strelnikov_]

12. Never A Dog Soldier War Party Around When You Need One n/t

[Megahurtz]

20. OMG.

That's just disgusting. :puke:

[mitchleary]

21. I bet

below the waist is one solid half inch of pure fury........

[Jim Warren]

26. WWJD

[SoCalDem]

32. Our neighbor has a decal that says "Jesus is my Homeboy"

:)

[kiki]

37. "Jesus - tougher than, erm, heck" n/t

[Javaman]

39. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Jesus never said anything about hell

or if it even existed.

[elehhhhna]

44. DID TOO! IIRC, he said "all y'all Catholics are goin' to HELL!"

[Javaman]

52. Actually I think the exact quote is...

"y'all are fixin' to go hell, dog gone it!"

[elehhhhna]

53. Another translation reads:

"Y'all might-could be fin'na goin ta ha-il."

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

45. Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

This joke has probably been made at least four times in this thread, but I can't be bothered to read the whole thing.

[Sequoia]

46. Forget the Hummer....I like the Little Bighorn.

My neighbors went there this past summer. We talked about Crazy Horse.

What a stupid window sign.

[cool user name]

48. This thread is laugh out loud funny!

[txindy]

51. "Jesus. Tougher Than Hell." And how would they know?

Did they try to run Him over with the Hummer, maybe backed over Him a few times, and Jesus finally shoved them off the road?

Or is this an ad for a new Christmas toy, "Steroid Rage Jesus?"

Tougher than hell?