A Song for Keith: Don't Fear the Freeper

[IntravenousDemilo]

DON’T FEAR THE FREEPER

What have we become,
Rights all trampled on?
Liberals know the Freepers,
And we all know they’re completely insane.
xxxxx(We can see what they are!)

KO baby...
xxxxx(Don't fear the Freeper)
We know where you stand...
xxxxx(Don't fear the Freeper)
You’re a patriot-guy...
xxxxx(Don't fear the Freeper)
Keith Olbermann...

La la la la la,
La la la la la.

Castagana’s sad.
He's their "hanging Chad".
Dubya Bush and Cheney, too,
Will be burning for eternity...
xxxxx(Dubya Bush and Number Two)

Another 20 soldiers died today...
xxxxx(Like one big pile of Number Two)
A hundred more Iraqis died today...
xxxxx(As they kill America)
Another thousand dying every day...
xxxxx(We can’t be like they are)

KO baby...
xxxxx(Don't fear the Freeper)
It was only sand...
xxxxx(Don't fear the Freeper)
Keep your own powder dry...
xxxxx(Don't fear the Freeper)
KO, you’re the man...

La la la la la,
La la la la la.

(SHORT MUSICAL BREAK TO LET THE COWBELL COOL OFF)

Traitors, every one.
Fear, they’re banking on.
We have been mired in sadness
Since November 2004.
They claimed their “mandate” and then, as we feared,
Our cherished liberties disappeared,
Then on the TV set Keith appeared,
xxxxx(Saying don't be afraid)

KO baby...
xxxxx(Now we have no fear)
And we ran to him...
xxxxx(And we’re starting to fly)
We looked forward and said we’ll try.
xxxxx(We won’t become like they are)
We will take back our land.
xxxxx(We can’t become like they are)

KO baby... don't fear the Freeper…

[B3Nut]

1. Kick, and ROFLMAO!!!!

Short musical break to let the cowbell cool off! :spray: :rofl:

Really clever re-make!

Todd in Cheesecurdistan

[IntravenousDemilo]

2. Thanks, I was listening to BOC on iTunes and it just hit me.

It's nice to be appreciated. Feel free to sing along!

[Berry Cool]

3. K&R while LOL!

:rofl: This is the best!

[WiseButAngrySara]

4. This is Great! Sung to what tune? K&R. ....n/t

[calimary]

18. "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult.

Just TERRIFIC!!!

I was humming along as I was reading these VERY clever lyrics. Have you sent them to him? You should. I'm certain the "Countdown" folks would appreciate it!

[spuddonna]

5. LMAO!!! Awesome!!

... let the cowbell cool off!!! :rofl: BWAHAHAHA!!!!

[terrya]

6. You do know that this just went to the Greatest Page?

And maybe this is an omen of other better things to come? :-)

SHMILY, my talented guy.

T

[IntravenousDemilo]

10. Really? That's neat! How does that happen, anyway?

Did you buy a new computer, sweetheart, or are you stuck at work?

shmily, shmoopie
D

[terrya]

16. If it gets 5 votes, a thread goes to the Greatest Page

Bought a new pc. An H/P. Reasonably cheap.

This is nice, since I can kick this. :-)

SHMILY, honeybunch.

T

[H2O Man]

7. Great!

Thank you.

[Pool Hall Ace]

8. Do we have a DU Oyster Cult band

who could record this parody?

[malmapus]

9. NEEDS MORE COWBELL!!!

LOVE IT!! Breaking my guitar out and singing your lyrics hehe

[eShirl]

17. bwahaha

[kineneb]

11. must print

and give to Hubby, who is fond of BOC.

...saw them last year at Koncti Harbor, as openers, along with Joan Jett, for the Doobie Brothers... good show

[IntravenousDemilo]

15. Wowie, I wish I could have been there.

Was it an open-air concert, or indoors? Right time of the year, open-air is way better. If it was outdoors, I'm sure the air would have been thick with mary-jane.

[hsher]

12. PLEASE record this and send it to KO!

He'd get a kick out of it. Please do it.

[IntravenousDemilo]

14. I don't have the equipment for it, or I might. There likely is a karaoke version out there anyway.

Or maybe someone on DU has a band and a studio.

Since he's in TV, I think KO would get more of a kick out of it if it were a video.

Anyway, feel free, whoever. Go crazy.

[satya]

13. "Short musical break to let the cowbell cool off"

:rofl:

You gotta record this!

[conscious evolution]

19. same here roflmao

Now,whenever I see a C Walken,hear BOC or any song with a cowbell the first thing that runs through my mind is "needs more cowbell"!!

[ms liberty]

20. Oh, this is excellent!

I hope you send this to KO - he'll get a hugh kick out of it - I'm series!11!!

I saw BOC in 1978, and they're responsible for the diminished hearing capacity in my right ear. We were standing on the right side near the stage. During the intro to "Godzilla" a roadie backstage tripped over some of the cabling and disconnected the speakers on that side. Every person standing in that area with us were looking at each other, shaking our heads, wondering what had happened. The lead singer (whose name escapes me at the moment) stopped singing, apologized, went toward the back of the stage and started yelling at people. About 5 minutes later, they got it fixed and restarted the song from the beginning. It was an excellent show, but my hearing in my right ear has never been the same. I paid $6.98 for the ticket, and the show was at the Lakeland Civic Center in Lakeland, Fla. I grew up in Tampa, and at that time they had a lot of shows in Lakeland...I saw a lot of great bands there. (Oh! A trip down Memory Lane!)