Scientists say Freeper brains worth 10k per ounce. DUer brains, only 80 per oz.

[Ravy]

But then, you have to consider how many Freepers it takes to get an ounce of brains.

[murphymom]

1. Yes, but the freeper brains have never been used (n/t)

[Ravy]

10. A new take on my old joke. Thanks (nt)

[Bitwit1234]

2. Would those be scientist who ignore global warming

They sure sound like it.

[baldguy]

3. Their rarity promotes their value.

But don't they have to be desirable as well?

[MidwestTransplant]

6. Doh that's what I was going to say but less eloquently!

[Little Wing]

4. Rarity counts

FREEPER Brain = unobtanium
DU Brain = scatterbrainium

[Lost-in-FL]

5. When you buy Freeper brain

you get more lead than brain. There's a cost involved with shipping such dense matter.

[Ravy]

11. The density factor! Another new take. I like it! (nt)

[rateyes]

7. Who in HELL would pay any amount of money

for a freeper brain? You can't GIVE that shit away.

[Canadian Socialist]

8. Okay, why am I flashing back to "Young Frankenstein"? heee. n/t

[Ravy]

12. Dunno. I was going for "Night of the Living Dead" nt

[doc03]

9. Limpballs has half of his tied behind his back.