Chimp in Hanoi Pics...

[Contrary1]

Have at it.





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[stevedeshazer]

1. he's PLASTERED.

Bush goes to Viet Nam. Almost forty years too late.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. next to the last one . . .

. . . damn, they're a weird couple.

What is she wearing?

They're both looking at the same thing . . . she looks worried. . . he just looks blotto.

Somebody, please send some adults in after these assclowns!

[stevedeshazer]

3. Looks like a vintage Adidas track suit from the 1970's.

I used to have one like that.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

8. Well, my one-eared friend . . .

. . . I'll wager you looked every bit as good in it as Ms. Congeniality there . . .

:yoiks:

[stevedeshazer]

11. You damn me with faint praise!

:)

[CrazyOrangeCat]

15. fretful porpentine!!!

(the only Shakespeare I could come up with)

:D

[Kindigger]

7. Someone threatened

to vaporize them. She looks like a character in an old Star Trek episode. He's sloshed..."Are you series?"

[skipos]

4. The top one looks like he is thinking "Ugh... two more years of this shit." nt

[krispos42]

5. Oooo, a schmorgasboard...

Pic #1:
"Sweet nectar, take away the pain..."
"Got two free and clear. You're next!"

Pic #2:
"Mmmm... ruffles..."
"My God, where are her eyes?!?"

Pic #3:
:hurts:

Pic #4:
Bush: "Silent but deadly! Heh heh!"
Rice: "Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..."

Pic #5:
"It's like looking in a mirror!"

[Octafish]

6. He's disturbed.

The cowardly little turd from Crawford almost understands the irony of his situation.

"All these pho-ta-graphers. Tryin' to tek muh pitcher. And they all hate me."

"Is that your fourth drink? Already?"

"In the Order, we call it 'manly love.'"

"You DO know we own Chah-na?" "No, Mr. Pretzeldunce. China owns us." "So YOU think."

"Ah can im-MAJ-un a lot of you VET'rins out there remember MEETin' in the jungle. Now we can all shake hands and do bidniss."



The jig is up, Bush.

You're busted for the lying warmongering NAZI slug you are.

[CatWoman]

9. he looks horrible

eyes puffy -- gray, ashen completion

either he's been crying, or he's drunk.

probably both.

he certainly has lost his bluster.

[No Exit]

10. "Everywhere I go, all I see is... wine, wine, wine...."

"It haunts me. It follows me. It offers me sweet oblivion."

"Do it, George!" say the voices. "Do it! Just take one little sip! Drink!"

[CatWoman]

12. I could swear that's a bruise under his right eye/cheek area

[CrazyOrangeCat]

17. yeah, he's banged into something while trashed . . .

. . . and somebody smeared some Reagan Rouge on it this morning.

[krispos42]

18. Gin blossoms galore

Sounds like a new Bond villian...

[stevedeshazer]

21. Just like the pretzel caper

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/01/14/bush.fainting/



Dude got cold-cocked. At least twice.

Someone right-handed is busting his grill.

Jeff Gannon? Karl 'Former Genius' Rove?

[HCE SuiGeneris]

13. Pic # 2 Cheers mister president....

I just won the auction for the 'Puffy' shirt on e*hic*-bay, and I'm going to wear it at my recital!

[mentalsolstice]

14. Well, I'm about as shit-faced as he is right now, but...

...I'm not the leader of the free-world. And fer gud reasun...ha!

[AlCzervik]

16. quite the coy look Dr. Rice is giving her man and speaking of him

looks like Cheney has "Smack my bitch up" on his ipod and living that out on dimson.

[amitten]

19. Condi and Bush are doing each other.

It's pretty obvious from just about every photo the two of them are in.

They always look at each other like they're both smitten.

[upi402]

20. yeah, he likes the brown sugar

she likes the power grabbin'

Where's a smiling, flush faced Pickles pic?

[Stephanie]

22. Wow. He's wasted. And Condi is insane.

As if there were any doubt.