Help me compile a list of dick cheney's most admirable qualities.

[Philosoraptor]

1:

Don't rush me, I'm thinking.......

[madokie]

1. good luck

[maine_raptor]

2. Oh that's too damn easy

His best:

Useful in scaring small childern into good behavior.

"Eat your veggies, or Dick Cheney will send you to Gitmo tonight,Sally."

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

3. Well, he's . . .

...no he's not, either, sorry...

[rpannier]

4. Like Lisa' teacher said about C Montgomery Burns

He's an evil man which is bad. But he'll be dead soon which is good.

[ixion]

5. I hear he's pretty handy with a shotgun

:rofl:

[DRoseDARs]

6. He's smart enough to know which end of the gun NOT to point at himself...

...though, it sucks to be anyone else. :shrug:

[Cobalt-60]

7. Well, he isn't with me now so

I would have to say his absence is what I like best about him.
I can't get enough!

[Wiley50]

8. His winning, outgoing personality, of course

Leahy can tell you all about it.

Mr. Personality (non grata) for sure!

[malaise]

9. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This is way too difficult. I can't find one.

[pretzel4gore]

10. he (and his ball/chain) makes good fertilizer...

the highest quality manure on earth, probably (next to rush limbah-humbug and gf etc)
:hide:

[dubykc]

11. Sorry, nothing comes to mind.

[wavesofeuphoria]

12. .... crickets .....

[donheld]

13. At being an Evil son of a Bitch he's tops

Nobody does that better.

[oblivious]

14. He has no neck.

Well... I couldn't think of any positive qualities.

[dbt]

15. He smiles a lot,

Thus disproving the myth that snakes ain't got lips.

:evilgrin:
dbt
Remember New Orleans

[rzemanfl]

16. I'd like to have that fucker run my microwave oven for me. n/t

[lonestarnot]

17. The maggots

that will eat his sorry carcass when he's a decedent. And he won't even be taxed will he?

[ClintonTyree]

18. He's got a lower popularity rating than the chimp........

that's VERY admirable......if you're a Democrat.

[Berry Cool]

19. Oh, come on, this is easy, people.

There's...hm. Not really.

...well, OK, but there's...nah.

All right, but you have to give him credit for...

...nah, not that either.

OK, you got me.

[DemonFighterLives]

20. He is nice to Rummy

While everyone else had cut him down to sh*t, GFY cheney helped pick him up, although the propaganda was all bs.

I'm trying here. :hurts:

[rug]

21. He shoots Republican lawyers.

[momster]

22. Walks upright

more or less...

[flyarm]

23. note to self..move on to next thread..there are no admirable qualities

worth writing about...

oh i have one...he avoided the lies to war... in the Vietnam war...


well that is not an admirable quality, since he started another lies to war...after having avoided the first one himself..

why is it always cowards who start these awful wars??

my one word for Cheney??

coward

fly

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. Isn't likely to live very long. -nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

25. He's learned to stop grunting and he no longer shits on the rug.

Great progress, Dick.

[Minnesota_Lib]

26. Nice Teeth

[Minnesota_Lib]

27. Well-groomed.

[Minnesota_Lib]

28. Great nose-job (warning - adult content)

[B Calm]

29. 800 year old Vampires have no admirable qualities!

[Cheap_Trick]

30. I can think of one good quality...

With his ticker, the dumbfuck will be dead soon. Not soon enough, but soon.

[antonialee839]

31. He likes to say "if you will" a lot.

Sorry, that's the best I can come up with.

[TahitiNut]

32. Big Dick?

big dick? :rofl:

[lutefisk]

42. I don't think you were referring to this...so cover your eyes (sorry):

[Bobbie Jo]

33. I have one!

He makes the Dems look like knights in shining armor...

[chknltl]

34. He never started any wars with Equador

He has never kicked my dog either!
So there.... what do I win?

[Generic Brad]

35. He's a crack shot

Especially if he is aiming for your face.

[alittlelark]

36. He can sucker idiots into giving him

positions of power.

[madmusic]

37. He stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb.

[flying_monkeys]

38. His ability to "go to ground", like an alligator,

when a threat wanders by :)


He kicks up good mud, too :)



Does that help?

[Swamp Rat]

39. null set

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[Jack Rabbit]

40. He can lie with a straight face better than Bush

He's a smart businessman who knows how to enhance his retirement fund.

[begin_within]

41. Can open a champagne bottle with his lips

[Rosemary2205]

43. He does a wonderful imitation of the Penquin from Batman series.

[Porcupine]

44. He wears unique "Charnel & Brimstone" cologne. nt.

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