Caption the double-headed monster

[DoYouEverWonder]

Well here's two out of four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

[Demit]

1. I guess the photog wants us to see Janus?

Cheney looking to the past, Baker the future? I would posit that consigliere Baker looks unhappy because the future, for his adoptive crime family. don't look too bright.

[Cobalt-60]

2. The incredible two headed transplant!

[zeemike]

3. Cheney is thinking;

Birds...birds got to kill more birds.

And Baker is thinking;
How the hell did I get mixed up with this bunch of fools.

[malaise]

4. In this instance

two heads are worse than one.

What a fugging mess we achieve
When we set out to deceive!

A great photo

[muriel_volestrangler]

5. "Dear Abby: I have this unslightly growth on the back of my neck

and I'm afraid it's going to cause me problems soon. Can you recommend a way of getting rid of it?"

[DoYouEverWonder]

7. Dear MV

I hear they are having a lot of success surgically separating siamese twins. However, since these two appear to be joined at the brain stem, this type of surgery may not be an option. Amputation of one of the heads may be the only solution.

[rug]

6. The Thing With Two Heads

[lonestarnot]

8. This photograph deserves an award in duality, two shits in different directions.

[DoYouEverWonder]

9. This has got to be

one of the weirdest pictures I've ever seen.

Especially since their both wearing pretty much the same suits. They really do look attached, yet with their backs turned on each other.

[peekaloo]

10. Heading in different directions yet still leading US to hell.

Satan's gonna have some fun with these two.