Millions of lives are now being ruined by San Francisco Values!

[Philosoraptor]

We must have an emergency amendment to the constitution to prevent the spread of virulent San Francisco values across our nation! This is an urgent call to all those who value freedom, mom, apple pie the flag, and genocide!

The heartbreak of San Francisco values, the nation's number one killer. All those lives destroyed, all those souls gone to hell forever because of Nancy Pelosi and her Terroristic San Francisco values!

Only the republic party can save the nation from the scourge of San Francisco values, and only they can hold back the onslaught of depravity, cheap sea food, no parking spaces and steep hills! Only the republic party can stop the godless Democratic party from setting up San Francisco values concentration camps to indoctrinate our nation's youth into hedonism and debauchery!

Even now, somewhere in Kansas, a young boy is being corrupted by the values of far away Sodom Francisco.

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Blunt called the vote an opportunity for Republicans to redefine themselves and "get rid of the bad habits that we may have developed in 12 years in the majority."

"It's not our job to defend business as usual," Blunt told reporters. "Not our job to try to define the federal government in the biggest possible way. We need to do the right things."

Blunt pledged in a written statement that Republicans would be united against the "liberal, San Francisco agenda" of Democratic speaker-to-be Nancy Pelosi.

[Vorta]

1. Cheap seafood?

I never saw it. BTW, I am trying to remember the name of a seafood house that I went to back in the 1980's. It was a dump, perhaps on Amry or outer Mission, picnic tables, didn't smell very nice, and I think it was "famous" for some kind of chowder.

[jgraz]

30. That would be Swan Oyster Depot

http://sanfrancisco.citysearch.com/profile/885734/san_francisco_ca/swan_oyster_depot.html

Damn, now I'm hungry...

[Pastiche423]

37. Or it could be Mission Rock

http://www.sanfrancisco.com/restaurants/2411_Kelly&%23039%3Bs+Mission+Rock.html

817 China Basin, cross street- Mariposa

[Hugin]

2. I've already started to wear more PASTELS!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!

[acmejack]

9. My Gawd, Man, get a hold of yourself!

Er, ah...

[Hugin]

18. But... But... But... I look like a bloomn' EASTER EGG!!!1!

:cry:

And... And... And... I've had urges to redecorate my Car Hole utilizing the
principals of Feng shui!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feng_shui

Aaaaaa! Hold me!

[Glorfindel]

3. Oh, the humanity! Is there a megachurch I can send LOTS of cash to?

Surely there exists an opportunity to save a few before the Evil Forces of the Wicked Witch of the West take over! Maybe we could open some refuges for fleeing fundies here in Mississippi...
:sarcasm: :rofl:

[MannyGoldstein]

4. Sorry Too Busy

I'm fighting the War on Christmas just now: today I'm looking for elves to spit on.

Catch me after Solstice. we can talk.

[stellanoir]

5. sheesh. . .it's uncanny

Ever since election day I can't seem to get the flowers out of my hair no matter what I do.

[Drum]

7. lol!

great song reference. :hippie:

[MADem]

6. I've become addicted to the SAN FRANCISCO TREAT!!!

Rice a Roni, the San Francisco Treat!
Rice a Roni, the flavor can't be beat!



http://www.ricearoni.com/RAR_History/products.cfm

[wtmusic]

11. Ding Ding!

You're showing your age, MADem... ;-)

PS what were the next two lines of the jingle?

[MADem]

21. One pan, no boiling, cooking ease

With flavor that is sure to please!!!
Rice.....-A-Rooooni, the San... Fran... cis...co TREAT!!! Ding ding!!!

Old as the hills, I am!

[wtmusic]

22. thanks

let's hope whoever wrote the "cooking ease" line was handsomely rewarded for his/her efforts :crazy:

[acmejack]

20. Golden Grain Plant was in Seattle?

[SoCalDem]

23. Have you tried the newest variety?

[MADem]

24. We don't eat a load of meat in this house!!! I don't think there's been any

baloney/bologna come across our threshold in decades!!!!!!!!

That's funny as hell, though!!!!!

[tabasco]

25. I literally howled in laughter when I saw that. n/t

[Zodiak]

8. You've got cheap sea food???????

Damn your San Francisco values!!!!!!

I pay through the nose.

[DawgHouse]

10. A coworkers husband told me the other day

that he had voted straight Dem this last election (he's a republican) to send a message to the Bush admin that a change is needed.

I immediately felt better about him but then he added, "the only thing that really SCARES me is Pelosi." I asked him why and he said that it was because she's from SF and will bring SF values to the rest of the country.

I didn't even know what to say because you can't argue with crazy.

[madrchsod]

12. is blunt batshit crazy?

"we need to do the right things" gee they had 12 fucking years to get it right. in the real world they would have had 90 days...

[treestar]

13. OH, no, we are screwn!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LiberalEsto]

14. I've set up a Jerry Garcia shrine

Tie-dyed altar cloth, lots of incense, figurines of St. Jerry, Bob, Phil and the rest.

[kestrel91316]

15. I've decided to adopt two snowflake babies and name them

Haight and Ashbury.

:silly:

[kestrel91316]

16. BTW, "SF values" is fundie code-speak for the sin of

tolerating gays, alternate lifestylers, and different ethnicities and religions.

[TahitiNut]

35. So, it's not about Dan White and DiFi, huh?

:evilgrin: (Munching on a Twinkie.)

[kestrel91316]

39. Well, that too.

[rucky]

17. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an orgy to attend. n/t

[BlueJazz]

19. I don't know about you other Men here but since the Dems won,..

...I'm starting to find a lot of Du Men VERY handsome and ..Sigh..Manly.

It must be that San Fran thing....

[Imagevision]

26. Philosoraptor quite obviously has never been to San Francisco...!

[AZCat]

27. As a (previously) young Kansan corrupted by these same values...

I urge you to contribute to a great organization dedicated to protecting our Heartland from this coastal corrosion. I call it home, but it is more commonly known as the Republican Party. Please call now, so that we can send more representatives to the REAL America where they can engage in one-on-one counseling of these poor misguided youths. If you contribute $100,000 or more we can re-enlist one of our celebrated members, Mark Foley (recently abused by the librul media). As an elected member of Congress (Republican party, of course) Mark worked closely with many of our nation's youth, spending his free time counseling them through emails, instant messaging or in person. He was known for his ability to get close to his charges and cared so much for their well-being that he would even give massages in order to "relax" them.

Without your support, how will we ever shield our vulnerable cultural backside from the penetration of "Sodom Francisco" (thanks to the upper post for that) values?

[Leopolds Ghost]

28. I thought you meant San Francisco housing values

afflicting cities across the nation.

[earth mom]

29. This country would be a helluva lot better off if it took on San Francisco values!

I'm joining stellanoir and putting flowers in my hair! :hippie:

[Hugin]

40. Hear! Hear! ... Farewell to the 'Do as I say, not as I do' Hastert values.

As opposed to the lack of values displayed by the Hastert crowd.

They mouthed values, but, they sure as heck didn't follow them.

[Imagevision]

31. I like San Francisco, much of its heart and soul still remain...

[Warren DeMontague]

32. But despite Blunt's shouting, he could not be heard over the din of the 35 minute Dark Star Jam.

Then, two hippies got confused by his name and tried to smoke him.

[B Calm]

33. Happily married gays are ganging up and raping straights.. Sickening

[Cleita]

34. All that free health care from all the free clinics is disgusting.

It's better that the sick and uninsured go out into a field to die like a feral cat. This is what happens in San Luis Obispo down the hwy from San Francisco.

[triguy46]

36. Run to the right!!!

Its a winner of a plan!!! 2006 redux!

[MODemocrat]

38. Which one of the BLUNTs said that?

They need to get on with their screwy lives; but I know it's going to tough getting over a woman being
in a powerful job...:puke: :freak: