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[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush and Papua New Guinea's Prime Minister Michael Thomas Somare, foreground, attend the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit in Hanoi, Saturday, Nov. 18, 2006. At left, background, is Singapore's Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong. (AP Photo/ITAR-TASS, Dmitry Astakhov, Presidential Press Service)

[The Gunslinger]

1. "Hey Somare, ya got something in your ear"

[rug]

2. "Must not rub head."

[stevedeshazer]

3. Wiping a booger on that dude's jacket?

:shrug:

[bahrbearian]

4. " Oh Oh ,, I must rub your head.."

[DoYouEverWonder]

5. Condi

where did you get that beard? Oh sorry, you know all black people look alike to us Texans.

[Flying Dream Blues]

6. (sees wine glass) "Uh, are you gonna drink that?"

[helderheid]

7. BRAINS.

[Drum]

8. Another of those foreign-relations backrubs....

a la:

[JuniperLea]

11. This one always reminded me of those sexual harassment films

They make you watch at work.

[soothsayer]

13. Yep, he's got that same zombie-eyed look. they probably have

him brainwashed as a sleeper hit man, and one day before he leaves office they'll have him assassinate some prime targets at the UN, and then he'll be killed by guards afterwards and everyone will say "Oh, he just snapped"

[DemonFighterLives]

15. no lie

tongue hanging out too. Some jokester programmed him.
:rofl:

[Drum]

17. OMG...

I mean seriously, wasn't "The Manchurian Candidate" totally about the Bush family anyway???

:shrug:

[KansDem]

9. "C'mon, let me rub your shoulders. That German chick liked it!..."

"..I think."

[Drum]

19. It's code for Fundies back home, too:

Laying-on of the hands, trying to work transcendental magic on uncooperative allies.
:tinfoilhat:

[solara]

10. U.S. President George W. Bush demonstrates

a traditional Bush family hello, otherwise known as a "Wet Willie" for Papua New Guinea's Prime Minister Michael Thomas Somare..

"Dang, didn't get it wet enough"

[peekaloo]

12. He thinks he's spotted one of them black Brazilians...PHOTO OP.

[Eurobabe]

14. Gotta get me that juicy booger on yer jacket...

[skip fox]

16. W. is "thnking": "Wait til Mr. Third World here sees me pull a quarter

out of his ear. Man, this is great, I'll fool him with a little slight of hand and he'll think the Gods sent me or something, then I'll trade him some mirrors and beads for his whole country. . . . And I'll give him the good beads, too! Wow!"

[Sugar Smack]

18. Great. Now our distinguished president is giving out wet willies.

:banghead:

[sam sarrha]

20. same old shit, feeling up a old black guy, F'r is on Ecstasy and cant stop touching people

is obviously on some medication that effects his tactile responses.. look at him, he is totally fixated, the clinical term is "Fascinated'.. total absorption and distraction on some stupid mundane little insignificant thingy ...lost in the side effects..

F*cker is dangerious... he is insame.. and stupid , cocktail for disaster,

[InkAddict]

21. No offense, but he'll try anything at least once!

He's counting coup - a true Native American...no offense, but it's supposed to take one's enemies energy away - an a very "macho" Indian strategic way of saying "no fear!" - NOT!

http://www.troop212.cary.nc.us/coup/wwcoup.html

Any child, brave, woman, or warrior in the nation would have instantly recognized him as a shirt wearer with great personal medicine - a great warrior of many coup, many raids, and many kills. A rich, well respected, and adored man of his peoples. Even his enemies could count his coup as well as their own. The uninitiated, ignorant white man of his era would have ridiculed, rebuked, and laughed at him; to them he was an oddity, a savage wearing animal skins and animal parts, a painted clown with feathers in his hair. How different our cultures were. He was a natural man that took his lessons from the natural world about him. Not a savage, but rather a highly sophisticated and civilized man, with every bit as complex a society and religion as any on Earth.

LOL

Coup is a French word, pronounced coo. In the Indian languages, "war count" was the definition. Coup could be counted by approaching an enemy close enough to strike him with something held in the hand. Coup could be counted without either killing or scalping. The greatest coup went to the warrior who, while counting coup, captured the enemy's horses, weapons, and religious vestments.

[TheBaldyMan]

22. Trying to get his weiner into his penis gourd?

[MuseRider]

23. Hey hey you gotta little schmutz

on your face, lemme git it fer ya.

[acmavm]

24. What's he doing? Embarrassing the rest of us.

[man4allcats]

25. The Groper continues.

At least Merkel is female.