Satirical Political alert!
After getting past their election of a Majority Leader, Democrats are now showing great resolve and unity in proposing the creation of “The Vietnam Study Group,” intended to explore ways keep Bush in Vietnam.
Bush, who’s visiting Vietnam for a summit of Asia-Pacific leaders, was presented with a colorful bouquet of flowers, thus prompting him to assert “that if we stay the course in Iraq for 30 more years, perhaps we can finally get flowers there too.”
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There is also some speculation that James Baker will be tabbed to head up the Vietnam Study Group, since his Commission on Iraq is expected to be utterly worthless.
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Meanwhile, Bush, despite being the eternal optimist, was nevertheless a bit disheartened by his visit to downtown Hanoi, which was showing an off-Broadway production of Miss Baghdad.