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Human Torch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:06 PM Original message |
#1 on Wal-Mart's best-seller list: Audio Bible featuring Samuel L. Jackson as God |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:10 PM Response to Original message |
1. "hey eve..." |
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noahmijo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:11 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. dammit you beat me to it bastard |
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Rosemary2205 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:13 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. There's also that passage in one of Pauls writings. |
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Glorfindel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:46 PM Response to Reply #3 |
12. The Gospel According to St. Mark, Chapter 16 |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:15 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. QuestionAll |
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LA lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
4. It has sold very well around here |
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bullimiami (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
5. so gods wallet is the one that says 'bad motherfucker' ? |
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azurnoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:53 PM Response to Reply #5 |
14. Moses & the burning bush who art thou? |
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IntiRaymi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:56 PM Response to Reply #5 |
15. 'Badass motherfucker'. |
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bullimiami (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-19-06 11:16 AM Response to Reply #15 |
24. no. check your memory. |
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Jack Rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
7. I love it when he recite Ezekiel |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
8. Does his Bible contain Ezekiel 25:17? |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:29 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. I like to quote Ezekiel 4:12 at the fundies |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 08:58 PM Response to Reply #10 |
21. I see the Pulp Fiction reference is lost here. |
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BleedingHeartRN (226 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 09:32 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Not at all! |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
9. "I want these muthafucking dinosaurs off my muthafucking ark!" n/t |
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w13rd0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
11. Oh man! |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
13. "Yes, you deserve to die and I hope you burn in Hell!" |
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n2doc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
16. "Who put these mutherf**kin snakes in this palace, Pharoh?" |
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Greeby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
17. Samuel L Jackson as God? WRONG! |
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A Simple Game (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 08:55 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. I knew Jesus was black. |
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bullimiami (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-19-06 11:18 AM Response to Reply #17 |
25. he was one crappy-ass jedi, maybe he'll be better as god. |
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madmusic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
18. News Corp.-owned HarperCollins. (and Rupert Murdoch) |
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Bonhomme Richard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
19. Also featuring John Travolta as the "Archangel" n/t |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-18-06 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
23. There are snakes on a motherfuckin' appletree. |
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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
26. "Moses, fetch me that stone tablet." "Which one, oh lord?" |
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