*AMAZINGLY* FUNNY- a must read

[jhain]

http://www.alphamom.com/site/wonderland/

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And oh, the patronizing kudos to Nancy Pelosi, on being Girl Speaker: “This is historic for our country. And as the father of young women, it is -- I think it's important.” I think that’s a really nifty job for a lady to have. Women like to talk—boy howdy, I could tell you all about that—and they do enjoy managing a house. Look how far she’s taken her two skills!

But sadly, this is one time I’m forced to agree with President Bush. On top of this triple scoop of goodness with goodness-sprinkles, we have a female Speaker of the House. A woman is third in line for the presidency. And no matter how you feel about her politics, you have to agree that this is, indeed, historic.

I can’t say I was ever thoroughly impressed with Pelosi, but on the other hand, wow, does the right ever hate her, and I do enjoy that.They hate her in a way that makes their hatred of Hillary Clinton look like affectionate bemusement. And I’m fairly sure they have top-secret undercover operatives waiting to jab at Hillary Clinton with salad forks.

I understand their hatred, really, I do. Not only is Nancy Pelosi a woman, a woman with all kinds of power, she’s from San Francisco. And we all know what that means. It’ll be the Summer of Love, all over again. Under her leadership, the House will be swathed in batik. On her first day as Speaker, she will reveal her new look, which she will call Stevie Nicks But With Dignity. Small squares of blotter paper will be quietly slipped to all like-minded and/or groovy members. Her first act as Speaker will be the “Cash, Grass, or Ass” bill, which she will argue is of vital importance—noting that in today’s economy, no one rides for free. Small hand mirrors will provided to all congresswomen so that any of them can, at any moment, explore their innermost secret selves. Run, frightened conservatives, run!

more here:

http://www.alphamom.com/site/wonderland/

[LynzM]

1. Good stuff, thanks for the link!!

And for those who like this style, more (only sometimes political) at www.dooce.com and www.electricboogaloo.net/wordpress :bounce:

[jhain]

3. Thank You!

I am loving both of them!

disco= poking eyes out..BAWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[LynzM]

4. Dude, if you're reading EB...

Make sure you go far enough back in the archives to read The Dramasaurus... literally, laughing until I cried at that one! :rofl:

[jhain]

5. will do. n/t

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. LOL Thx for posting this