Dishwasher confession thread

[wtmusic]

I...I...own....a dishwasher.

I had to tell someone. I've been holding the truth inside, for what seems like forever.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2750692&mesg_id=2750692

Please. If there are others like me, share your pain.

:cry:

[Quantess]

1. Selfish jerk!

Why are you so materialistic? I bet you own a microwave, too.:evilgrin:

[crim son]

2. I ownED a dishwasher, until yesterday when it malfunctioned

and filled the kitchen with water, just in time to provide entertainment for the crowd of partiers my daughter had invited over for the evening. An understanding bunch, they were. Well, I looked for a new one today but I don't want to spend the money. I came home without, and will hand wash for a while. But only for a while! I'm cruel and heartless that way.

[Jose Diablo]

10. Check the waterfil valve, float

And the door seal. That's probaby why the water leaked. Or like an idiot, you bought the wrong kind of soap.

[crim son]

12. Thanks. It is the waterfill valve, in fact, although it is also not

draining. About a year ago the soap dispenser stopped working and the inside pieces started to break off. I just hate the thing now and am glad to see it go! :)

[Jose Diablo]

26. For my money

Kitchen Aid makes the best dishwashers, IMO. You pay more, but they are very quiet and last longer than Kenmore. Then again Kenmore are easy to fix, they have a repair kit for the water pump most of the serious parts can be bought at low cost. Thus the Kenmore is a favorite of apartment owners. All plastic parts will break in time. The clorine in the plastic leaves the plasic causing the cross bonds in the compound to fail making the plastic brittle. Stainless steel makes for a better component.

But in the end, everything wears-out, breaks or gets old. Even us.

[Fuzz]

3. Damn, I just revisited that thread

I shouldn't have. :(

Yes, I have a dishwasher too.

[Nickster]

4. I thought I was the only one. I feel so loved now.....*sob*

Yes, I too have a dishwasher.

[mondo joe]

5. Not only do I own one, but I love it and would marry it if I could.

Fuck you Rick Santorum!

[wtmusic]

6. Um, the "Sex with Dishwashers" thread is down the hall, take a right nt

[SoCalDem]

16. Uh oh.. you said the magic word.. you know what that means??

[DesertRat]

21. OMG

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Richard D]

7. I own a dishwasher too.

[wtmusic]

8. If you sold that sponge

do you have ANY idea how many homeless people that would feed??

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. I wish i had a dishwasher other than me

[Horse with no Name]

11. You ignorant bastage!

WTF are you washing dishes when kids in Africa can't wash dishes?
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!
Seriesly though...I guess saving water (a valuable resource) isn't a good enough reason to buy one for some.:eyes:
I don't own one--not because I don't want one--but because this house isn't wired for one and I don't want to do any more work to it.

[mondo joe]

13. Not only do I own a dishwasher, but also more pants and socks than the

absolute minimum necessary to be dressed 7 days a week.

And you don't want me to start talking about the iPods...

[Horse with no Name]

14. Your life is filled with greed and lust

Shame on you.;)

[mondo joe]

15. I do have iPod lust. I also squandered money on a trip to Italy when I could

have just stayed put.

Oh I'm a bad man.

[kedrys]

17. Not only do I own a dishwasher, but

the s.o. is nominally in charge of running it and swapping the dishes.

I have no shame. :P

[Red Right and BLUE]

18. I don't

:(

[LiberalEsto]

19. Is it EnergyStar rated? nt

[mondo joe]

24. OMG! Only Hitler would own a dishwasher that wasn't Energy Star rated. n/t

[OffWithTheirHeads]

20. This is some funny shit!

You selfish bastards!

[Ms. Clio]

22. I own, and will always own, a dishwasher

as God is my witness. :D

[DesertRat]

23. I own a dishwasher too

[roody]

25. I pay an illegal alien $15 per hour

to wash my dishes, but not every day. Oh, oh, fire away.

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

27. I'm going to lock this.

This is really not an appropriate discussion for GD.

best,
wakemeupwhenitsover
DU Moderator