Global Orgasm for peace (hmmm can we draft people for it...heh heh)

[The Straight Story]

The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW! Read more about the fleet buildup here.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.

Global Orgasm is an experiment open to everyone in the world.

The results will be measured on the worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project.

This is the First Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace, leading up to the December Solstice of 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends with a new beginning.

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

The Event

WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone
you know.

WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.

WHEN?
Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd,
at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.

WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!

[Spinzonner]

1. Intended to be a seminal moment in human history, I take it

[Redstone]

2. Concentrate? THEN? Not likely.

Redstone

[DemBones DemBones]

3. Just today I was thinking about the Yippie-organized attempt to

levitate the Pentagon! Wonder why Abbie Hoffman never thought of a Global Orgasm.

:hippie: days are here again.

[troubleinwinter]

4. Practice makes perfect.

[PDittie]

5. masturbateforpeace.com

It hasn't been working for me, but maybe it will for you:

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com

:evilgrin:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

6. LMFAO! -- I thought of this first... I just couldn't bring it to market.

[The Straight Story]

7. I'll have to keep that site handy...

Don't know if it will bring peace or not, but I am willing to give it the old college try.
:evilgrin:

[BelgianMadCow]

15. The poems on that site are

ummm.. joyful!

:lol:

[walldude]

8. Another thread about this...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2757405


I'm already practicing... :evilgrin:

[The Straight Story]

9. Thanks for the link! (nt)

[amitten]

10. I'm in. n/t

[TahitiNut]

11. We had something like that in the 60s

http://www.stolaf.edu/depts/womens-studies/ws399/ws399_03/Projects/dabneyproject/figures-images.html

[Unrepentant Fenian]

12. Where do I sign up?

Since it's for peace, I'll do it.

[newyawker99]

13. Hi Unrepentant Fenian!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Unrepentant Fenian]

20. To Newyawker

Thank you. It's good to finally find a site with common sense! I appreciate the welcome.

[helderheid]

14. heeeeee I can recommend this!! :D

OOGA BOOGA SMOOGA WOOGA!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Pawel K]

16. Hell, for world peace I'll do this everyday up until that date

but only for world peace :silly:

[helderheid]

17. and several times a day - I mean this is world peace we're talking about!

:evilgrin:

[warrens]

18. moonbats

Embarassing to have them on my side. but at least they're not bribing politicians, covering up crimes, or fucking teenagers.

[daninthemoon]

19. Well OK, if it will help the planet I guess I'll have to do my part. Maybe my wife's parts too.