George W takes questions from school kids...

[Atman]

George Bush makes an appearance at a school photo-op and decides to answer questions about the war, figuring the little tykes would be harmless. Little Billy goes first, and asks: "I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Bush stares blankly for a moment, just as the bell rings for recess. Bush tells the kids that they will continue the Q&A after recess. When they return, Bush calls upon a little girl named Susan.

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq? Second, why are you President when Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Billy?"

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[SutaUvaca]

1. Heh heh heh.

Heard that one before, prior to the 04 electiony thing. Seemed sad/funny then. Sounds more funny than sad now, knowing there's probably an end in sight to the Chumpster's reign.

[ixion]

2. lol...

so true... kinda scary.