Bush, Winner of SALESMAN OF THE YEAR 5 Years Running, was unable to

[opihimoimoi]

hold to the title when he lost Face, power, respect, credibility, etc in this last Election on Nov 7.

For years Bush sold BS to America who ate it up ike popcorn and apple pie.

We became addicted to BS, Loved it, Jonesed when we didn't get our BS Fix...

Bush was such a Super SalesPerson, he convinced us he knows what he is talking about, that he is articulate, that he can think......

Even the GOPers bought it...and they be CONSERVATIVES??...the guys who play it SAFE??

Finally, on the 6th year....He stands Nekkid...

No more Bullshit of the Year Awards

No more Lying...

He has lost his ASS and is now looking for it everywhere, even under desks and shit like that...

[Kahuna]

1. The worst part is he came to believe his own bs. He was honestly

stunned that Murikans are no longer listening to his bs. His old tried and true, 'broken record' routine isn't working anymore. Murikans have learned to tune him out.

[opihimoimoi]

3. Even Henry Kissmyass has jumped the Insanity Ship.....Bush canardly selling shit these daze

[Philosoraptor]

2. good morning sir or madame, may I interest you in a nice war?

I can just see him going door to door trying to peddle his war, being invited in, sitting down and opening up the briefcase to reveal half a million dead Iraqis, tortured bodies strewn across the landscape, three thousand dead soldiers and 20,000 crippled ones and then the costs, and the customer says, 'mmm, no thanks, I think I'll pass'.

[opihimoimoi]

4. Unfortunately...30% still sucks for the deal....I know...its amazing

I guess "TO FOOL IS TO RULE" holds these thing confirmed...Damn....

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Everything Bush ever had for sale stank!

War, Death, Destruction, Poverty,...BULLSHIT! Bush is a lying itty ditty and his breath smells shitty!

Now Bush has gone over to the Commies and dressed up like a freakin' girl...What will we tell Pat and Jerry and their Freeper herd? I'll just quote the national Dick..."Go ye forth and F??K Yourself!"

[opihimoimoi]

6. The National Dick is Toast...his SNEERs are reaching 1.09 % Approval levels

Much Lower than Satan and Tom Haggard the Preacher man who buys ICE then gets off with Rocky or whatever his name is...

Didya see the Pic of Bush pigeon toed? TOES are IN and not OUT...as in NORMAL???

Bush is still selling his role as a 6th grade Teacher...always talking down to us and telling us shit we knew 598 years ago..

Gawd, that guy don hunt fer sure...

[warrens]

7. Too much credit to Bush

He took advantage of a mindset in the country made possible by Clinton. Yes, Clinton. Clinton made the economy strong enough that people no longer worried about their job or retirement or healthcare, so the Repukes started in on gays and guns and blow jobs and other irrelevencies, and changed the subject completely.

Now that the economy sucks and the war is eating up nearly a trillion dollars, the average guy is saying, man, what an idiot I was. Yes, you were, and if you voted for Bush twice, you're probably too stupid to be entrusted with the vote ever again. Bush voters would have voted GOP whether Bush was there or not.

[opihimoimoi]

8. Guilty of Unilaterism...they pay the Lemming Price....They got Fooled as they Drooled over Bush

Take away their Voting rights as we take away driving licenses from peeps insisting on driving into walls.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. "Take their voting rights"...is what they did to us.

or Al Gore would have won. The GOPer faithful need to spend some time in Iraq and let the troops come home! Let the GOPers see how hard freedom really is to win. Maybe then the repiggies wouldn't be so willing to give up that freedom, to lying liars, because they are cowardly selfish shitheads!

[opihimoimoi]

10. It appears we are trapped....canardly come home and canardly stay the course

Bush has gotten us in a terrible mess...and no solution in sight...that they can see...

I say we do the Peace thing which is what the GOP Hate....thus it ain't gonna happen...GOPers hate the Word of Peace...they don't even try to understand the concept nor the implementation of it...They think its not profitable, can we imagine that?