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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 11:50 AM
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Chill your beers and thaw your turkey, . . . but first, please CAPTION!!!
Edited on Tue Nov-21-06 12:08 PM by skip fox


W. is "thinking": "Dang! That's some FINE decisionating! . . . I figured it out. . . . All I gotta do is look up 'legacy' on The Google, and then I'll have a whole lot of choices. . . I just gotta click the one I want. . . . This is going to be GREAT!!"
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 11:51 AM
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1. "You can't make me talk to the Democrats!!! I'm the DECIDER!! Fine, I'll hold my breath!!"
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MidwestTransplant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:33 PM
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18. LOL
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 11:51 AM
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2. "Frank, your lips always disappear when you're lying . . . ." n/t
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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 11:53 AM
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4. roflmao!!!!
is Condi HotLips????? :rofl:
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 11:52 AM
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3. Decisionating...
:rofl:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 11:53 AM
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5. "Hey watch this. I can swallow my face.
I lernt in coledge."
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itsmesgd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 11:56 AM
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6. daddy, I want my baseball team back. presidentin' is hard
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bscottsmith Donating Member (56 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 11:59 AM
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7. i tried to think but nuttin happened
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:04 PM
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8. "Close mouth while thinking. Close mouth while thinking. Close mouth while...
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:04 PM
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9. Bush gives GOP greeting call
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:06 PM
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10. "Shit! If I guess wrong on how many fingers he's got up, this barkeep'll cut me off!!!"
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:09 PM
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11. Ugghhh...Arrrgghh...Oh Lord, it's a high fiber diet for me from now on!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:10 PM
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12. Hey, Skip Fox!
Good to see the original Caption Master back!!

:hi:

:loveya:
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:11 PM
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13. why are his eyes SO red?
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:18 PM
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14. "I always have a hard time deciding which Happy Meal to get "
:rofl:
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:24 PM
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15. "Oh shit, what do I do now? Those f*ckin' Dems are gonna come after
me when they start running Congress. They're gonna find out what's been goin' on and I'm gonna look like the worst President since Nixon. What about my legacy? I don't wanna go down in history as a crook. Oh shit, what am I gonna do now?

Did I just soil myself?"
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Dyedinthewoolliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:30 PM
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16. "Let's see, with a Happy Meal
I get fries but I don't see a prize"
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:32 PM
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17. "Damn, no plastic turkey to parade around with this year. I guess
I have to keep Pickles close by. She's the most plastic turkey I've ever been around."

(re: his breakfast with troops this morning.)
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:33 PM
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19. I thought the tube of super glue was lip balm..
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:36 PM
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20. I'm gonna hold my breath until the Democrats do what I say!
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mentalsolstice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:42 PM
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21. The nice thing about these Depends...
...I can go whenever, wherever.
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Blackhatjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-21-06 12:50 PM
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22. When I think of the Democrats in power, It Makes Me Want To Cry!...n/t
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