Worst Poll Ever: Weigh in - Tucker Carlson, hot or not?

[hsher]

This poll will land in the DU Lounge before you can say "Whippertysnicket", but if it does, look for it there. You can tell this is the most bored I've ever been...

OK, so I used to know and flirt with Tucker Carlson. He's a great flirt, btw. Anyway, although that friendship has bitten the dust (and of course, over irreconcilable political differences), I still look fondly back on it with some sadness, because although yes, he is a neoconservative, formerly-bowtied MORAN - at weird moments and times, he was suddenly cute. Hits you like a bolt of lightning and a frisson of horror when you see it... but as a truth teller I cannot deny it: at times, Tucker Carlson could suddenly morph "hot". (Of course, then it immediately quickly went away, though.)

Should you use alternate screen names for this? Weigh in: Tucker Carlson - hot or not?
Boy, the NOTs are going to sink this poll and tip DU over... :7

[Sanity Claws]

1. Not hot but not ugly

He's within the range of being okay looking. It's just his personality that he makes him so not hot.

[etherealtruth]

17. I agree

Funny what a great personality can do for perception ... i think Stephen Colbert is uber hot

[swimboy]

2. Because of Mr. Carlson

I can no longer wear bowties forever. x(

[hsher]

3. Mo Rocca redeemed them, maybe

[booley]

4. he's a SUTS...

Stud Until They Speak

He's not a bad looking guy in a geeky sort of way (geeks are kinda hot to me)

But then he opens his mouth and you realize, "Wow , this guy is really UGLY inside."

Jack Abramoff is pretty good looking too. But he's like meth adicted hooker. Even if you think he was sexy, you don't want to be alone with him or let him near your credit cards.

[hsher]

7. LOLOLOL best post ever

G-d I don't know where to start... a SUTS or the meth hooker with the credit cards... but I thought the same thing, too. I would look at Tucker and think, "Damn boy, you're too fine to talk, think and believe like this. Just shut your mouth, DAMN! So I can look at you?"

Amazing the amount of ---- he would get if he just switched parties, got a brain and some compassion, and shut his big, stupid mouth.

It was eerie. For a moment I almost grasped the good in him. Then he switched it off, got all weird, stupid and neocon again, and I decided, "Leave him to Susan."

[Donnachaidh]

5. ewwwwwwwww

I need a shower :ick: :puke:

[hsher]

8. LOL, here's some soap and a towel

Sorry :7

[Donnachaidh]

14. thwap!!!

thanks loads hsher -- here's your towel back :evilgrin:

Ahhhhh -- now to moisturize!!!!

[Marr]

6. He looks like a 40-year-old 2nd grader.

How the hell is that hot?

[Hieronymus]

15. Great description of Tucker.

Now, he's really gaining weight too. :eyes:

[EdwardM]

9. I'd go gay for him...

Maybe I shouldn't have said that. :blush:

[hsher]

11. If you're straight, lots of gay guys like him

I pointed out to him he was kind of a gay icon. Surprisingly, he thought that was "pretty cool". That's what's so odd about him. He seems so conservative... and then out of his mouth (in private, never as "his persona" on TV) will come this REALLY COOL thing. You kind of get hit by a 2 x 4 hearing him say it and you're like, "Was this Tucker Carlson who just said that? But I thought..."

My company has a very Socialist name - The People's Republic of Hollywood - and Tucker told me on the phone he thought that was "about the coolest fucking name for a movie company I think I've ever heard."

??????:wtf:

[NoPasaran]

10. NOT HOT even if he was on fire

[Cleita]

12. Only when he has a fever. n/t

[WernhamHogg]

13. I really do hate to admit it

I really do hate to admit it, but I was just thinking about this the other day! I do find him physically attractive. :blush:
However, most of the things that come out of his mouth makes me physically ill.

[applegrove]

16. He's gross!

[Chimichurri]

18. He could be cute if he kept his mouth shut. Once he opens his

pie-hole I can't stand to look at him.