Boy, that Wonkette's wild!

[AnnInLa]

(Probably already reported here, but I like the way Wonkette says things!)

http://www.wonkette.com/

While his daughters wreak havoc on Argentina, President Bush spent the day terrorizing Hawaii — an actual U.S. state!

As Bush left a guest house for breakfast, three police motorcycles escorting his motorcade crashed on slick pavement and rolled onto a grassy median. Officers were seen lying on the grass, and members of the White House medical team — including an ambulance — were cut loose from the motorcade to help, said Dr. Richard Tubb, Bush’s doctor.

Good thing Dr. Tubb was able to help somebody. Bush’s “acting travel office director” was left behind in a Honolulu hospital after he was robbed and savagely beaten Monday night.

The aide, Greg Pitts, was attacked “while out in Honolulu” last night. We can’t wait to find out what part of town he was visiting.

[Ian David]

1. Some people say Pitts was visiting a club called Angles Waikiki

That's what folks are saying.

http://www.gayhawaii.com/angles/index.html

[Ian David]

2. Bush heard to remark, "See, I'm not the only one that falls off my bike. Heh heh. AIR ASSAULT!" n/t

[rocktivity]

3. But it's not Wonkette anymore

that is, it's no longer Wonkette orginator Anna Marie Cox. I believe she temporarily turned over the column to someone else while she wrote a book, and I recently saw her on Paula Zahn where she was described an editor at Time.com.

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