Turkey thawing? Keg cold? Stuffing ready? . . . Well, then CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

"We can go forward easy by 'staying the course' which means everything is alright. We're just doing a bit of fine tuning. 'Staying the course' doesn't mean we're standing still, you know? It's doing the same thing, but doing it differently. Like the difference between strategies and tactics. Tactics is just like driving a different car, but strategies are like the highways you're driving on. . . . You might go another place altogether . . . or even get lost. . . . Everybody knows that!"

[Drum]

1. "Henceforth, ye shall call me Whistle-ass." nt

[skip fox]

2. "As a matter of fact, staying the course' is just like being 'on the right track.'

'Cause you can keep moving forward, to a destination, like victory. See? . . . It's like we're moving all the time, but headed in one direction. We're not going to 'defeat' or 'cutting and bugging out," those are like different destinations or different tracks. . . . Where you could get lost or something even more. . . . See?"

[sarge43]

3. "...or even get lost .... just like this poor beleaguered metaphor ... ya know"

:wow: That is one ghastly verbal train wreck.

[BOSSHOG]

4. And how could I, your president, ever get lost

I never know where the fuck I am, so how could I get lost?