CAPTION the Ass-Faced Weasel phoning it in...

[Crankie Avalon]

U.S. President George W. Bush makes intelligent-looking visual
gesture to emphasize point for benefit of someone with whom
he is speaking via telephone.

[SoCalDem]

1. Actually, he was shooing away a gnat n/t

[Drum]

2. ...slouching toward The Hague......nt

[dubykc]

3. Cut it in 8 pieces and don't cut any of the pepperoni in half.

[Ravy]

7. No, on second thought, I am pretty hungry. Cut it in 12 slices. nt

[havocmom]

8. ::chuckle::

good one, Ravy!

[Faux pas]

4. "I want half pepperoni, half sausage and half olives...."

[Little Wing]

9. *snort*

nice

[Faux pas]

15. LOL 'snort' is quite appropriate. n/t

[Pawel K]

5. Nothing better than a photoop to start this beautiful day

[johnnie]

6. "Then you use a razor blade to chop it into finer powder"

[regularguy]

10. "So then I says to him, I says 'China's a big Country'. It was great"

[dennis00]

11. He ain't listening to nobody

Typical Bush. The earpiece part of the phone is at the bottom of his ear, against the earlobe. Who listens to the phone that way? Looks like a photo op to show how hard the president works.

[Sugar Smack]

12. His face has puffed out in a way you can ONLY get from drinking

a lot of alcohol. I have seen it happen to other people, and it is unmistakeable.

[maseman]

13. "Ted...I told you already...

No more private trips to the White House. And I have a new seller for Laura too. Tell Dobson hello."

[karlrschneider]

14. Talking with Little Richard?

:evilgrin:

[roamer65]

16. He's got that Alfred E. Neuman look again.

"What? Me worry?".

[roamer65]

17. ...or it could be William J. LePetomane.

Hrrumph.

[Bad Penny]

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