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Wed Nov-22-06 01:16 PM
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the danger of casting asparagus |
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do not try this at home. this was done by professionals. asparagus festival: http://www.mayslick.com/asparagusfestival/center.html
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:16 PM
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1. If you are pierced by an asparagus... |
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...does the blood that comes out smell funny?
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:19 PM
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:22 PM
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3. Ouch! That has got to hurt n/t |
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:33 PM
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5. That lady is obviously the victim of a stalker. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:34 PM
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6. Oh, puhleeze -- spear me the puns! |
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:39 PM
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9. C'mon, we should *both* stop, if that is okra with you. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:41 PM
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10. That's fine -- I was going to leaf soon anyway.... |
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:44 PM
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11. just shake hands and be fronds |
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:46 PM
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12. We really have to root out this trend of runaway pun subthreads... |
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...and nip it in the bud!
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:48 PM
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13. Tuber, or not tuber? That is the question. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 02:20 PM
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19. Placed reply in wrong place. Celery. |
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Edited on Wed Nov-22-06 02:21 PM by Ravy
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:48 PM
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14. I agree - we really should squash it |
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Wed Nov-22-06 02:24 PM
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21. It was going on yesterday, and going on today, and it will be going on tomato, too. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:47 PM
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48. Kiwi stop this? It's losing its a peel. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 08:19 PM
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72. Mango somewhere else if you don't like puns... |
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Thu Nov-23-06 09:31 AM
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82. Can't elope, I pearly made it out, but this thread has too much punch. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 02:22 PM
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20. Glad you are garden the threads against this. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 05:32 PM
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57. With fronds like these, who needs anemones? |
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Wed Nov-22-06 02:34 PM
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23. I really don't carrot all about puns |
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I'm still trying to figure out why I put an eggplant in the ground and no chickens came up.
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Wed Nov-22-06 02:38 PM
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25. I am trying to stop, really. I just canned kelp it. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 02:44 PM
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27. Play some music. Turnip the volume and dance. |
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Wed Nov-22-06 02:52 PM
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28. Ohhh! I do have a new Black Eyed Peas CD. Thanks. I'm melon out. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:03 PM
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37. That's just a bunch of spin. 'natch. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 03:32 PM
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30. it grew on her, why not you? |
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Wed Nov-22-06 08:01 PM
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70. GROAAAAAAANNNNNN!!! lol nt. |
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:34 PM
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7. If she slathers it in butter... |
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...perhaps someone can remove it from her cranium. If not, they can just eat around the edges.
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:35 PM
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Wed Nov-22-06 01:54 PM
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15. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Wed Nov-22-06 02:43 PM
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26. Surgeon General's warning: overuse of puns may result in a vegetative state |
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Edited on Wed Nov-22-06 02:44 PM by roamer65
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...and apology, I meant to put this in the main thread. :crazy:
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Wed Nov-22-06 03:44 PM
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34. Enough already! I'm really getting steamed! |
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Wed Nov-22-06 05:01 PM
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52. Please lettuce all get along here???? |
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Wed Nov-22-06 07:24 PM
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65. We must arduously try. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 02:01 PM
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16. I'll stop with the puns on one condiment |
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that we relish the moment
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Wed Nov-22-06 02:36 PM
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24. I have a few more than you, but you can ketchup. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 02:10 PM
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18. have a happy HOLLANDAISE |
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Wed Nov-22-06 02:25 PM
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22. Stop it, or I'll have to Kale someone!! |
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Wed Nov-22-06 03:33 PM
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31. you're just green with envy. |
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Wed Nov-22-06 03:29 PM
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29. I laughed so hard at this thread, I almost pea'd in my pants.... |
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But it's OK.
I only leeked a little bit.
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Wed Nov-22-06 03:39 PM
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32. Well, orange you all so funny |
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Wed Nov-22-06 03:41 PM
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33. Lettuce be careful how we sprout off. |
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This could mushroom out of control and we could all be soiled by it! I say this imparsely. Please compost yourselves.
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:16 PM
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41. It's already going berry berry wrong, |
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I'm afraid it's pasta point of no return.
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:20 PM
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42. maybe it's better to luffa it alone |
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Wed Nov-22-06 03:57 PM
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35. Let me give you all a few tips. |
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Fresh, young tips with Hollandaise mmmm
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:04 PM
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38. I'm just gonna endive in and say this thread is grape |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:11 PM
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39. Oh no, now it's getting fruity and is in danger of going nuts. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:11 PM
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40. smell fishy to me -- a hard halibet to break |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:36 PM
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45. You cod try harder instead of floundering. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:58 PM
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49. Did you change from plants to fish on porpoise? |
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Thu Nov-23-06 04:16 AM
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77. sorry - brain waves aren't tuna'd to right canal |
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Thu Nov-23-06 04:44 AM
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78. S'ok. Eel get better. |
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Thu Nov-23-06 08:53 AM
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79. Herring lies the problem, you're viewing it from the wrong angler, but I won't carp on you. nt |
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Thu Nov-23-06 09:02 AM
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80. are you being sardine-ic? |
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81. Gar! You threw a barb! Breaming with pride? You betta stop. nt |
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Thu Nov-23-06 09:33 AM
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83. and now you made me feel offal... :( |
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Thu Nov-23-06 09:47 AM
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84. and now I'm filleting gillty, sorry for snappering at you. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:31 PM
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43. I want a confession from somebody |
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Who went over to Free Republic and posted that asparagus comment just so we'd have something else to make fun of? I'm series!#!#! Really.
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:35 PM
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44. So you think it was a plant? I've bean there, but it wasn't me. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 05:12 PM
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55. Well, not that I really carrot all, but it would be interesting to know n/t |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:38 PM
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46. Oh ! You beet me to it ! |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:42 PM
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47. Let me guess. Those are "Britney Spears"? |
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'cause they go right in one ear and out the other without encountering anything in between :rofl:
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:59 PM
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50. I am still trying to understand the porpoise of this thread. |
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Wed Nov-22-06 07:29 PM
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67. Whale, it's urchin that we explore its depths to find out. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 04:59 PM
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51. Olive this thread! nt |
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You got me - I'm choking with laughter. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Wed Nov-22-06 07:36 PM
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repl--eyed to the wrong olive.
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Wed Nov-22-06 05:08 PM
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54. This is thread is so grovy that I almose spelt my gut... |
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Wed Nov-22-06 07:10 PM
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64. You barley avoiding retching? You oat to lie down and recover your wheats. nt |
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Wed Nov-22-06 05:12 PM
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56. I have to leave for a while got to take a leek... |
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Wed Nov-22-06 08:26 PM
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73. Are you trying to say you have to pea? (nt) |
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Wed Nov-22-06 05:41 PM
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59. This is puree PUNishment! |
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Wed Nov-22-06 05:48 PM
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want to hit some one with pot!
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Wed Nov-22-06 06:15 PM
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62. come on, it's at least parsley funny!! |
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Wed Nov-22-06 08:08 PM
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71. If it isn't funny we'd butter stop it. |
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Plus I plumb out of puns.
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Wed Nov-22-06 05:52 PM
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some asparagus cast from london... http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=191x19417Aspersions don't get softer when you boil them, but at least they don't disparage us. :-)
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Wed Nov-22-06 07:32 PM
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68. Rad, you've done it again :D |
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But the puns cascading in thy wake... groannnnnnnnnnnn
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Wed Nov-22-06 09:00 PM
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74. OMG!!! This thread is so funny I pea'd on my pants!! |
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Edited on Wed Nov-22-06 09:01 PM by Lost-in-FL
and it leek-ed to my chair!! :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :spray:
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Wed Nov-22-06 09:29 PM
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75. This thread is so punny I artichoke on it.... |
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Wed Nov-22-06 09:31 PM
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76. You could also put someone's eye out! |
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:bounce: Not a pun, but a possible danger of casting asparagus, nonetheless!
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Thu Nov-23-06 11:45 PM
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85. I know this is late, but I just wanted to say |
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enough with the corny jokes already.
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Thu Nov-23-06 11:55 PM
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86. I don't know wheat you mean. nt |
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Fri Nov-24-06 12:15 AM
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87. Nothing beets a gourd pun. |
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banana crazy DU thread.
Ok that made no sense but I don't carrot!
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