Ok, dammit!!! what's this "casting asparagus" all about?

[CatWoman]

I hate to not be in on a joke :)

[MrCoffee]

1. pssst....here you go

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2778742

[CatWoman]

2. oh.....my.....god!!!

:rofl:

thanks!!

:hi:

[Kadie]

8. ROFL

:spray:

[sandnsea]

16. roflmao

oh god, oh my god, I saw that post message earlier and was kind of thinking I didn't even want to know - but this has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Too too too funny.

[pacalo]

25. That is the best one yet!

[radfringe]

3. and it's dangerous too

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2783879

[Vincardog]

4. Know are you happy. Will you peas let this drop?

[CatWoman]

6. LMAO!!!

Just what do Freepers have against vegetables? :rofl:

[wryter2000]

15. Nothing against vegetables

They have morels. Libs don't have morels.

[sarge43]

21. Oh lettuce. n/t

[JNelson6563]

5. From a Freeper post, of course

I don't have link to the thread but did see it. A DUer posted a blurb from FR that had a poster meaning to say "casting aspersions" but said "casting asparagus" instead. You know how English isn't their first language...though I'm not sure what is. Anyone know the mother tongue of Dumbfuckistan?

So there ya go Cat Woman, another mangling of the language in the name of good clean fun at Freepers' expense. Frankly I think it's pretty funny how we're acquiring an entirely new lexicon thanks to their vocabulary deficiencies.

:toast:

Julie

[CatWoman]

7. they are all veggie-impaired

:rofl:

[txindy]

18. I believe it's now officially referred to by the gov't. as "Veggie Insecurity."

:rofl:

[Dr.Phool]

11. I think his first language is "chimpanese".

Sounds like something the chimp would put on his family.

[sarge43]

20. The official language of Dumbfuckistan is

listed as Bushbabblese. Some linguistic historians and physical anthropologists believe that Bushbabblese could be a remnant of the Neanderthal's attempts at cognitive vocalization. You can look it up.

(And, of course, my apologies to Neanderthals)

[lapfog_1]

9. Freeper awakens to a truth...

"We've been casting asparagus about the wrong people! I series! This is HUGH! We've been such morans! We are so screwn."

[SammyWinstonJack]

22. .

:spray:

[BuyingThyme]

10. It's a joke DU is unwittingly playing on itself.

[Lautremont]

12. That's pretty much my belief as well.

[sui generis]

13. calm down. try visualizing whirled peas.

And just remember, we are the last defenders of the constipation of the united states. If we don't keep casting asparagus on people who want to add commandments to the constipation, they may actualy suck seed some day.

[EnviroBat]

23. Someone casted some asparagus on my plate once....

It made my pee smell funny.

[JNelson6563]

29. Don't forget Einstein's fear of relatives!

:toast:

[Jamastiene]

14. Next thing you know, they'll be casting broccoli spears too.

God, how dumb are those people? Never mind, I know. They are dumber than anyone can imagine.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

17. Some kindly freeper is doing their part to end hunger

By casting asparagus about, and just in time for Thanksgiving, too!

And here I always thought they weren't into charity.

[Greybnk48]

19. Hey Catwoman. Happy Thanksgiving.

:hi: I think you have the joke by now.

[Igel]

24. When you have a 6-inch atlatl, asparagus spears

are all you *can* cast.

They don't allow longer atlatls (or sharper weapons) in the vegetable bins.

[hsher]

26. Hey, is that an Aztec reference? :D

[sui generis]

27. I use mapquest. The atltols I have are way out of date.

plus with all the new constriction going on who nose where the rose are these daze. :shrug:

Plus my atlotl is really big. I mean the thing is 12, 14 inches. I have to use two hands to hold it and it could really cause a wreck if I tried to drive around with it laying on the dashboard.

[hsher]

28. Insert Beavis and Butthead laugh heh heh heh heh

Heh heh. Heh heh.
SuiGeneris said, "I have to use two hands to hold it."
Heh heh.