How To Stop Panda Extinction? Try Porn

[William769]

AP) After years of painstaking research, scientists say they have unleashed a baby boom among one of the world's most beloved but endangered animals, China's giant panda.

A bit of panda porn has helped too, they say.

“It works,” enthuses Zhang Zhihe, a leading Chinese expert, about showing uninitiated males DVDs of fellow pandas mating.

It is one of many techniques tried over the decades to get captive pandas — notoriously poor breeders — to do it, and do it right. The efforts to understand and simulate conditions for mating and raising cubs have paid off in China, the panda's native habitat. Now comes the next test: getting the magic to work outside China.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/11/22/tech/main2207353.shtml

Works for me!

[aquart]

1. Panda porn.

I had a cat who really liked kitty porn. When the pbs NaTURE show had some cats mating, he got up, walked over to the screen, and put his face right on it. Loved the reruns of it, too.