This has to be a old article, but I'm still speechless. It's a parody

[genieroze]

Check out the head at the site


Pastor Shoots Family Dog For Chewing Off Baby Jesus' Head

Local Freehold, Iowa News

Freehold, Iowa - Wonderful news on Christmas morning at Pastor Deacon Fred's house as the Lord's birthday started off on a glorious note this year with the family dog's demon-infested carcass twisted under the Christmas tree in a heap of blood-spattered gift wrap.

"I swear, as soon as that dog saw little Angela unwrap the baby Jesus doll, he spat out his Menorah chew toy and made a beeline for our precious Savior," recalled Pastor.

Weeks earlier, Pastor had purchased a very expensive Baby Jesus Doll from the Heavenly Doll Company as a Christmas gift for his four-year-old-granddaughter. "Just to see the look on her sweet face when she opened up the little box containing her Savior was worth its weight in gold," Pastor recalled. "Although that look turned to terror as the family dog snatched the Lord from her hands before she could even hold it for a second!"

Pastor reported that the dog ran across the family room with baby Jesus locked in his jaws, shaking Him and growling. "I could have sworn I heard the Baby Jesus' neck snap like a twig," said Pastor, "and that's what made me reach over to the coffee table for my gun. I figured we might just have ourselves a dog full of demons right here in our own family room."
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/christmaspet.html

[Seeking Serenity]

1. Satire

Not real.

[scarletwoman]

2. You DO understand, I hope, that landoverbapist.org is a parody site. (nt)

[genieroze]

3. Thank God!!!!!!

[MrSlayer]

4. Hilarious.

That's some good shit, I'm going to send it around.

[Trajan]

5. This is a joke site

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