THANKSGIVING 2006: President's Sincere and Heartfelt Prayer of Thanks to America's Official God

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http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2006/11/thanksgiving-prayer.asp

November 22, 2006

THANKSGIVING 2006: President's Sincere and Heartfelt Prayer of Thanks to America's Official (Christian) God


Dear God,

It's me, George. I'll give You a minute while You finish doing whatever You were doing. Like kissing buttercups yellow, or knitting clouds, or cleaning stardust out of from under Your enormous, perfectly manicured fingernails with a thunderbolt while Sunni death squads drill holes in the heads of everyday Shiites and vice versa.

Still there? I know You are; I can always feel You inside me, Lord; it's not unlike when You got a tingly burning in Your urethra.

Your presence in my life is so important, Lord – especially when I'm abdicating all of my authority to bunch of super-smart fellas. Like former CIA Director told George Tenet told me that the invasion of Iraq would be a "slam dunk?" I just knew he was right, even though that nacho cheese-stuffed James Bond wannabe lied, I still knew that it would all work out anyway.

Which is why, Lord, on the occasion of this national holiday celebrating the wholesale plunder of Injun resources and plenty, I want to thank You, on behalf of the Republican Party. Thank You, Almighty, for all the wonderment and amazitude of Your ginormous and super-powered benevelacity. We bow before your greatness and offer the sacrifice of pride in order to praise You, for all You've done for us. With the exception of the recent mid-term elections; but You are great and all-knowing, and I'm sure it's a minor little burp in Your GOP-leaning grand scheme.

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Gotta love the good people at Landover Baptist Church/Betty Bowers/Whitehouse.Org