Sadly, some people DO NOT approve of how I celebrate Thanksgiving :(

[cboy4]

I'm doing the same thing I always do....(not necessarily in this order)

Going over to the Salvation Army and recruit as many people eating Thanksgiving dinner into converting to homosexuality as possible. :rofl:

Sleep with Jeff Guckert. :puke:

Phone Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin and Bill O'Lielly, wishing them the best in contracting non-lethal food poisoning. :+

Answer Mark Foley's instant messages. (Does he ever stop??!)

Reassure the few Repuke relatives I have that the crunching sound in the mashed potatoes is ground pepper, when it's more like sand. Hey, the GOP loves playing dirty. I just figure a little dirt in their food serves them right.

And then finally, after dessert at my sister's, I traditionally cite passages from the "homosexual agenda" to friends and relatives, because after all, we force our "lifestyle" on everyone, don't we?

Happy Thanksgiving DU!

P.S. I don't actually pour dirt into the food of my relatives....just in case there are those who haven't figured out my evil, smart-ass sense of humor yet and are thinking about reporting me to the authorities!

[mykpart]

1. Well, I hope you also refuse to thank God, because you hate him,

and go cruising for pregnant women so you can take them to abortion clinics. And then find as many American flags as you can and have a big bonfire because everyone knows that all liberals hate America and want to lose the War on Terror.

[bliss_eternal]

4. LOL!

:spray:

[cboy4]

5. Oh don't be ridiculous.

That's my Christmas schedule! ;)

[bliss_eternal]

8. ...but when do you wipe your ass with the Bill of Rights?

New Years Eve perhaps?

;)

[cboy4]

10. Yes! Although since that horrible moran of a human being

Alberto Gonzales has pretty much wiped his ass with it so much, lets see if there's one square inch of it left for me to ring in the new year!! ;)

[driver8]

14. Maybe Gonzo will give you what's left of The Constitution...

that is, if he can pry it out of Junior's hand.

[cboy4]

17. Exactly!

:dunce:

[madinmaryland]

2. You are bringing Ted Haggart with you to dinner?

Even he scares Mark Foley.

[bliss_eternal]

3. Happy Thanksgiving, cboy!

:party::toast::hug: Hope it's a good one for you! :hi:

[cboy4]

6. Thank you bliss and I hope you have a wonderful day also.

I enjoy your DU friendship immensely. :pals: :toast:

[bliss_eternal]

7. You sure know how to flatter a girl.

:blush: ...and I enjoy yours as well, my friend!

:loveya::pals:

Have a wonderful day!:hi:

[Nicole]

9. Sadly, I'm one of those who DO NOT approve. :(

What kind of heathen doesn't put dessert at the top of the list? You didn't even mention what kind of dessert you're having for pete's sake!. :mad:

[cboy4]

11. Devil's Food Cake to piss off the right wing fundamentalist christian

conservatives, of course.

Geeeeez Nicole. What else what I have?? ;)

[Nicole]

15. Looks like a perfect Thanksgiving now.

You DO know your desserts after all! :rofl:

Happy Thanksgiving to one of my favorite corrupted individuals. :P

[cboy4]

16. Boo-hahahahahahaha.

edit: to add a hug smilie cuz I forgot, and you are another one of my DU favorites Nicole!! :hug:!!

[greeneyedboy]

12. and then the next day...

...you start your War on Christmas shopping, right?

me too!

[cboy4]

13. Mmmm Hmmmmm, but unlike some imbeciles whose first

name starts with George and ends with Bush.....I (as I'm most sure you do as well) HAVE an exit strategy!! :bounce:

[DeSwiss]

18. Cboy, that sounds great!!!!

Just as long as you still have cranberry sauce.

[cboy4]

21. I know, ha? There'll be cranberry sauce all right!

:bounce:

[WildEyedLiberal]

19. Jeff Guckert? Now that's just torture

Maybe you could sneeze some GAY COOTIES into your straight relatives' dressing? :rofl:

Happy Thanksgiving cboy! :hi:

[cboy4]

20. I don't know what it is. I'm just so turned on by a man who's

such a monumental traitor to the gay community and has the moral aptitude of a sewer rat. :rofl:

Good idea about the cooties!

Happy Thanksgiving my good friend. :hug:

[Sapphocrat]

22. LOLOLOL

My Thanksgiving plans are all messed up -- the truckload of toasters I ordered didn't arrive in time, so I guess this year I'll have to forego skulking around the stage door after the Thanksgiving pageant at the local Catholic-girls school!