CAPTION::::What's Bush saying?

[NYC Liberal]

[Mythsaje]

1. And I did a Karate chop on that midget from Korea and...n/t

[951-Riverside]

2. "I told you to buy 500 shares of google you thick headed fuck! C'MON!!!!"

... ;)

[goodboy]

3. No, I said thin crust with jalapenos and anchovies...

[Kiouni]

4. woaaa my hands are hugggeee...

[Lasher]

5. Darn fly's trying to get into my hot chocolate!

[DesEtoiles]

6. "Hello. I have a message from Democrat Joe Smith. Joe Smith will raise taxes...

Joe Smith will coddle terrorists...paid for by the NRCC".

Calls same number again 30 seconds later, at 5:03 a.m.

"Hello. I have a message from Democrat Joe Smith. Joe Smith will raise taxes...

[flordehinojos]

7. i said i wanted some whiskey in my coffee!

[DoYouEverWonder]

8. Oh come on you wimp

landing in Baghdad airport isn't that scary. Don't chicken out on me now.

[skip fox]

9. "That's right, Karl, I'm not your weenie boy anymore. I'm gonna tell the press

my plan for the war, and that's it. If we give U.S. citizenship to all the Iraqis, then they won't have anyone to fight anymore. It's a cinch!!! . . . And I gotta do it, Karl, 'cause it might pull our asses out of this freaking ditch."

[JeffR]

10. "I am not a crook"

[liberaldemocrat7]

18. You should make a bumper sticker of that Saddam - George picture.

.

[JeffR]

19. I would, but we don't own a car!

Thanks.

[BringEmOn]

11. Yeah...my presidency is tankin' like the Atlanta Braves.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. "Negroponte will hijack the plane and fly it to Paraguay! Simple!"

:D

[skip fox]

13. Nice.

It comes with a world! Good writing.

[lonestarnot]

14. But Poppy said Baker was going to take care of it. How bout that Iran War?

Started yet?

[peekaloo]

15. For English press 1, espanol dos, for dumbass extend right hand and

make chopping gestures.

[exploited]

16. "... so you stole my daughter's phone! OK, here's the deal. Give it back or you're screwn"

[Rockholm]

17. Deal...or No Deal.

Either that, or he is at a Wendy's call center, taking an order for a burger, fries and a Frosty.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

20. "Y'all made a mistake. I was sent phonographic magazines, I wanted..."

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

21. "Condi, you can come out from under the desk."

Ya see, he's calling her but she's right under the desk. What a moron. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ewww, boy.