baby_mouse
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 03:44 PM
Original message |
|
Edited on Thu Nov-23-06 03:48 PM by baby_mouse
I'm suing everyone who called me fag, poof, chutney ferret, chocolate badger, queenie... and, and, and EVERYTHING ELSE.
Not only that, I'm suing everyone ONE of my gay friends who insert "dear" or "darling" halfway through their sentences unnecessarily! Including ME! It's DEMEANING!
RARG!
Have these people ANY IDEA how much money the average gay person could make off this?
"You so GAY!"
"I SUE YOU! SUE, SUE, SUE! I SUE YOU WITH MY GIANT PINK SUING GUN!" Blatta blatta blatta "Arrrrrrggghh and I thought I was being so post-modern and ironic" >dies<
|
| bluestateguy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 03:49 PM
Response to Original message |
| 1. I want someone to make a slur about my ethnicity/religion or sexuality so I can sue |
|
it beats working for a living. Of course, I'll pass on Gloria Aldred's services.
|
| baby_mouse
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 03:51 PM
Response to Reply #1 |
| 2. Okay. You're a big BLUEY. |
| bluestateguy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 03:52 PM
Response to Reply #2 |
| baby_mouse
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 03:55 PM
Response to Reply #5 |
| 7. How DARE you compare me to a condiment. |
|
GASP. How can you say such things???
|
| karlrschneider
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 03:51 PM
Response to Original message |
| 3. I wanna be a suer too! |
| baby_mouse
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 03:54 PM
Response to Reply #3 |
| 6. Okay. You're just a big GERMAN SOUNDING NAME type guy. |
| JVS
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 03:52 PM
Response to Original message |
| baby_mouse
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 03:55 PM
Response to Reply #4 |
|
uhhhh...
Can I just leave you to work that one out? It's a bit... rude...
|
| JVS
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 03:57 PM
Response to Reply #8 |
| 9. There are always Private Messages |
| baby_mouse
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 04:32 PM
Response to Reply #9 |
| Ian David
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 05:08 PM
Response to Reply #4 |
| 11. I found it in "London Slang." Geesh... |
|
Edited on Thu Nov-23-06 05:09 PM by IanDB1
I wish the British would learn to speak English someday. http://www.londonslang.com/db/c/ |
| baby_mouse
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Nov-24-06 10:23 AM
Response to Reply #11 |
| 15. Please. What has London got to do with the rest of the UK? |
| TheCowsCameHome
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 07:06 PM
Response to Original message |
| 12. Here we go. More casting asparagus. What's wrong with you people? |
| porphyrian
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Nov-23-06 07:09 PM
Response to Original message |
| 13. Wait, someone called you a "chutney ferret?" |
|
Heh, I hadn't heard that one yet. It must be more popular over the pond or something.
|
| baby_mouse
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Nov-24-06 10:22 AM
Response to Reply #13 |
|
I've only ever heard it used once and that was in a satirical "gays stay out of the military" speech by Hugh Laurie...:)
|
| Ian David
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Nov-24-06 10:42 AM
Response to Reply #13 |
| 16. If I ever buy a ferret, I'm gonna name him "Chutney." n/t |
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts)     |
Fri Apr 19th 2024, 07:25 PM
Response to Original message |
Printer-friendly format
Email this thread to a friend
Bookmark this thread
