Bush has the SMALL TALK SYNDROME and its finally taken its toll.

[opihimoimoi]

All he ever does is take serious subjects and turn it into small shit...worse, he tells us shit we already know....

Just like in Cheers, or the Lounge Act, he keeps the discussion at the small talk level...because, thats his level...

No wonder The Real Leaders from Abroad shake their heads in amazement as he tries to make do with the good ole boy routine.

His Poll numbers are just above the 20's...hovering around 31%....his handlers are going bonkers trying to shore him up but Bush keeps shooting himself in both feet and the kneecaps as well.

Can we believe this guy told them Vietnamese...if we had stayed we woulda kicked ass.....Damn, this boy cannot think...

[Auggie]

1. It's just so embarassing...

[opihimoimoi]

4. Beyond embarrassing...humiliating even...so...sooo 3rd grade

pet goat level

[NJCher]

2. small talk?

Hey, what time you leavin'?

China's a big country.




Cher

[opihimoimoi]

5. what time is the game and what are the odds/point spread?

[WinkyDink]

12. Russia is big, too. Massage? Oh, I thought you were going to talk about

pig. Barney likes the Rose Garden.

[opihimoimoi]

20. Amazing how he gets away with this small shit stuffs....like he is in a Bar...

He brings the bar scene to the world stage.....history I tell ya...he makes history in that regard...Mongo makes it to the World Stage...

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

3. Chimp at World Summit (A one act play):

Dignified World Leader: Mr. Bush, I hope we can come to accord on international human rights.

Chimp (smirking) : I like Cheetos. (revolving line)

Dignified World Leader (shuffling frantically away) : Pardon me....Mr. Abe, hold up! I have important matters to discuss!

(curtain)



Copyright RiF Productions, Inc. 2006

[opihimoimoi]

6. Heh heh heh, I wanna kiss your bald head, heh heh heh

[undeterred]

7. I was hoping you were going to ask me about the pig

or about my dog, or my favorite beer, or something I'm confident about. Hard questions are TORTURE.

[opihimoimoi]

8. No shit...dats whot he does////he makes the agenda by asking simpleton questions

deflecting away from the more serious ones....smart ploy if ya wanna keep it simple.

[Richard Steele]

24. Tee hee!

[Generic Brad]

39. Are those Cheeto covered fingers?

Is that picture Photo-Shopped or is it the real deal? I had not seen that one before.

[Richard Steele]

46. That one's a PhotoShop. nm

[Ravy]

9. I call it the "Small Mind Syndrome". nt

[opihimoimoi]

10. Its the Edzac same thing, LOL...small mind, small talk, small results.....

[DemonFighterLives]

11. This guy would suck to have a beer with!

The small talk and farting would drive most serious folks off.
:silly:

[opihimoimoi]

13. But it appeals to like minded peeps, roughly 25 to 30 % of the pop.

[muriel_volestrangler]

14. Indonesia is big, too - and being a president is hard work

Q I would like to ask you -- as you mentioned before, Indonesia now is growing toward democratization, and how do you think the process of democratization in Indonesia -- the progress of democratization is going? And I have a second question.

PRESIDENT BUSH: How many do you get to ask here in Indonesia?

Q Excuse me?

PRESIDENT BUSH: How many questions do you get to ask? (Laughter.) Keep firing away. You're just setting a bad example for the American press corps. (Laughter.)

Q Well, lots of Indonesians think that you have a hidden agenda going here --

PRESIDENT BUSH: Oh, yes?

Q -- such as securing your Exxon deal in Natuna. And what is your comment on that?

PRESIDENT BUSH: Well, we didn't discuss it. No, we did not discuss it. You asked about Indonesian democracy -- here's living proof, right here. He ran a campaign; he said, vote for me, I will do the following things; he's following through on his promises. The elections were open, the elections were clean, the elections were fair. And you elected a good President, who is working hard to -- in a tough job. I don't think the American people understand how big Indonesia is -- 17,000 islands, 6,000 of them inhabited, with a variety of demographics. The President kindly hosted a meeting today with civil society leaders, which points up to the diversity of this great nation -- different religions, different backgrounds, different people, all united under a democratic -- under a democracy.

And so I would say your progress is very good. But we all have work to do in our respective democracies. Our transition to democracy wasn't all that smooth in America. If you study American history, we had some rough go for a while. And it's hard work to make sure the institutions are sound so that people can live in a free society that's based upon the rule of law. But the President is committed to it, and he's working hard to it, and I would say you're making good progress.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/11/20061120-4.html

Yep, being a president is hard work. And I'm an excellent driver. In fact, this scene from 'Rain Man' now seems to prefigure the Bush Elder/Junior relationship:

Raymond: I'm an excellent driver.
Charlie: When did you drive?
Raymond: I drove slow on the driveway when my dad came to Walbrook.
Charlie: Was Dad in the car?
Raymond: Yeah.
Charlie: I'll have to let you drive sometime.
(Raymond grabs the wheel and nearly steers them into an oncoming car)
Charlie: Raymond, you NEVER! NEVER touch the steering wheel when I'm driving. Do you hear me? Do you hear me?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095953/quotes

[opihimoimoi]

17. The Trail of the Transcripts will be proof of the DOOF..Bush is so Doofy

its a wonder he got there.

But its revealing that 30% still think of him as a Leader and a wonderful President...I Guess 30% of us are LOLOs...challenged.

[roseBudd]

28. It's like he has an essay question and he just starts blathering "17,000 islands" WTF

[opihimoimoi]

35. Someone pointed it out to him....and, amazingly,....he actually remembered

although it prolly took him the better part of the day...

[Hubert Flottz]

15. "if we had stayed we woulda kicked ass"

He did stay...clinging to barb's boobs. The national weenie still ain't weaned yet I don't think.

Some are born to kick ass and some to lick ass...bush ran away from the ass kicking part in 1972...

Now W's screaming DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY PLEASE! Save me again from my silly bullshit! And his daddy being a piss poor wimpy parent that he is, will refuse once again to let the fool pay for his ignorance. No wonder Junior is stupid.

Don't poppy know that nobody, RESPECTS a LIAR?

[opihimoimoi]

18. Bush sucks ASS, Licks Ass, and Kisses Ass....his lips need reconditioning periodically

Pathetically sad....what is he ever going to do now that Teddy is in Rehab??

I guess Bush has no choice but to go on Lying Cheatin and Stealin trying to cling to whats left of his Honor and Name...

[Hubert Flottz]

21. "his lips need reconditioning periodically"

He needs Re-Bushed! All the choke is shot out of his lips. The 100,000 smirk wearout thingy has long since expired! Lips and Hips replacement may be in the cards ASAP!

He and Teddy has yanked each other's crank, too many one more times!

Edit...A pubby without pucker power is SOL!

[opihimoimoi]

22. GODDAMN YOU HUBERT.....LOL..."Re Bushed"....

Hellos to Karen and Willy....

Ps, feed that pup some JWs from time to time....

[Hubert Flottz]

23. A real chimp would be a better pResident than that fool in DC.

Even one with fleas and ticks.



And look at the crew of rejects and misfits the Pubs are planning on backing in 08? NEWT! He's their top dog!

[Hubert Flottz]

25. Don't give a freakin' Hoot?

Then vote for a Freakin' Newt!



(Your typical newt Case)

(Your typical nutcase!)



What's next dried bat wings? Newt is the PNAC's Top Toady barr none!

[Hubert Flottz]

26. Eyeball Of Newt...

Hair of a KGB Pooty Poot



And a little shot of Chute too, if they can get it.



The GOP is conjuring up an even worse disaster than Bush has been, next election. Bubble bubble toil and twouble if they win(cheat)again in 08! Maybe the new dem congress can undo Newt and the neocon's 12 years of dirt and put the skids to the royal ape.

[opihimoimoi]

29. This dude and that Rudy fella is the best the GOPers got......ones a lover stabber

first ya luv um then you leave um right after they be recovering from cancer surgery.

The other is a bit odd....not your normal prude dude from GOPstan....

Neither will cut it with the wised up Peeps out there...

People looking for New and they wanna go with Newt??? Who is OLD....??? I mean...look at the guy....ya see Presidential in HIM???

[durtee librul]

34. Hubby said it best

the best part of W ran down his daddy's legs

[opihimoimoi]

36. I agree....I agree

[Crankie Avalon]

16. "Somebody oughtta git on the phone and tell 'em to stop that sheeit...

...this roll ain't bad. Rolls is good for when ya got diarrhea. Absorbanal...Yo, Blair, where ya going?"

[opihimoimoi]

19. He has no choice but to continue the Presidential Fraud...faking his way through

He ain't stoppin for crap...

In fact, he is full of it.

Blair is in the water, swimming for shore......

[bigtree]

27. he said McCain was "saved" by the Vietnamese who fished him out of the water

and took him captive.

He repeats his stuff over and over as if just saying it makes it true. To some extent it was as good as truth for Americans for years. Now . . . ?

[opihimoimoi]

30. The Bush gives sound bytes new meaning...thats his whole shitck

He is giving America a 12 year Nightmare and Migraine all rolled in one

[DemBones DemBones]

38. That should come as a big surprise to McCain.

:rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

31. rofl - my fav is when he was in germany - talking bout looking forward to the pig roast...

... to answer a question bout dead iraqis or somethin.

[opihimoimoi]

32. To escape series questions...he goes into sillyness...answering with

quips meant to garner chuckels/laughter...

he is the STAR IN THE BAR

Cheers 104.77

[Cleita]

33. I'm hoping, now that he has lost much of his power, that

most countries will decline to host him anymore. Just my opinion. As an American I won't even be offended because I'm tired of being embarrassed by him and his family.

[opihimoimoi]

37. Why would anyone wanna talk to a LOLO??

[Samantha]

40. True -- and how about this one from Condi?

(Referring to the Israeli conflict)-- The reason we have war is because there is an absence of peace.

It is MIND-BOGGLING the Secretary of State could actually make a statement like that to the world on live television.

Not-so-great minds think (and talk) alike.

[opihimoimoi]

41. Condi is just as stupid as Bush, maybe worse...she has her own list of verbal fuckups...

[Minnesota_Lib]

42. I recall a TV pundit once putting forth a theory as to why Chimpie often...

...uses a condescending tone as if speaking to children when explaining even the most simplistic issue or concept to his audience. She guessed that it is not so much him thinking his audience is stupid as it is him just aping the tone taken by his aids when they explained the issue to him.

Makes sense to me. :D

[opihimoimoi]

44. This was advanced 6 years ago....The guy is mimicking his wife/aides

LOL, I love it....What a DUFUS Leader we got...

[symbolman]

43. "Yes, I'm terribly sorry that we didn't STAY

here in Vietnam and Kill Each and Every One of YOU, but those 'cut and run' Democrats let YOU LIVE..Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk"

He immediately ran over to the ruler of Vietnam, grabbed him in a headlock and gave him furious Noogies, then offered in return for the leader to give him an "Atomic Wedgie" in the interests of Diplomacy..

What an ass.. Diplomacy is what he got bought for him by daddy, and they are hanging on the walls, along with his "Honorable Discharge" which was no doubt purchased off the internets :)

You PEGGED him Opi, Nailed him to the wall..

[opihimoimoi]

45. Small Mind, Small Talk, Small Results....this guy ain't worth shit..

What a waste foisted on America by them GOP MFKrs....

Set us back years....