If there is a Draft, I'm joining the Texas Air Gaurd

[Saboburns]

Helluva party, I hear.

And you don't even have to show up.


NO VIETCONGS INVADED TEXAS!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!


(And all that)

[Lautremont]

1. If your dad runs the CIA, you're set!

[Initech]

2. Screw that, I'm joining the Coast Guard

One of my good buddies is in the Coast Guard and he said it's basically the 22nd line of defense. You never go into combat but you do get to do lots of traveling on a boat doing nothing.

[Saboburns]

3. True Dat

Them Coast Guard men all had great tans and REAL GOOD LOOKIN GRILFRIENDS.

Something about a beach I figger.

[babylonsister]

4. You might want to rethink that:

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/coastguard/a/uscgwar.htm

But I have two nephews in the Coast Guard and they are both stateside, where I pray they stay.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Tell that to a rescue swimmer or crew in the NA saving mariners

from sinking ships at 2am in a blinding blizzard.

Idiot.

[acmejack]

7. Read up on High Endurance Cutters (WHEC) and Fishery Patrols

Known as paying one's dues. Coast Guard spends lots of time underway as compared to the Navy.

[Monkeyman]

5. Remember go AWOL when drug testing starts