WH.Org: W's prayer for Thanksgiving

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http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2006/11/thanksgiving-prayer.asp
November 22, 2006
THANKSGIVING 2006: President's Sincere and Heartfelt Prayer of Thanks to America's Official (Christian) God

Dear God,

It's me, George. I'll give You a minute while You finish doing whatever You were doing. Like kissing buttercups yellow, or knitting clouds, or cleaning stardust out of from under Your enormous, perfectly manicured fingernails with a thunderbolt while Sunni death squads drill holes in the heads of everyday Shiites and vice versa.
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Which is why, Lord, on the occasion of this national holiday celebrating the wholesale plunder of Injun resources and plenty, I want to thank You, on behalf of the Republican Party. Thank You, Almighty, for all the wonderment and amazitude of Your ginormous and super-powered benevelacity. We bow before your greatness and offer the sacrifice of pride in order to praise You, for all You've done for us. With the exception of the recent mid-term elections; but You are great and all-knowing, and I'm sure it's a minor little burp in Your GOP-leaning grand scheme.
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