Sean Insanity's Fill-In is Batshit Crazy

[LilyLibber]

Yeah, yeah, I know, "This just in from the Obvious Desk," right? Well, yes, of course he's batshit crazy because he's filling in for Sean Handjobity. But Curtis Sliwa just advised a caller not to let her children watch Dora the Explorer, because "she always introduces herself in Spanish. Until she can introduce herself in English, she's banned from the Sliwa household." He continues, "And don't let 'em watch Spongebob Squarepants, either. First, it's just an annoying name, but second, why is he always holding Patrick's hand?!?!?"

I can't believe people actually still think like this. :eyes:

[jonnyblitz]

1. are you sure you don't mean Curtis Sliwa?

:shrug:

[LilyLibber]

3. Oh, you're right.

Thanks - I'll edit that.

[jonnyblitz]

5. he has his own radio show also with a guy named Ron Kuby,

or he used to. he is the founder of the "Guardian Angels" and very right wing. I am sure he is spewing craziness without even listening. :crazy:

[LilyLibber]

7. He is indeed

spewing major craziness. Believe me, I wouldn't listen if I wasn't forced to. :crazy:

[KingFlorez]

2. Ooookay!

:crazy:

[LittleClarkie]

4. Ever since Murphy Brown they can't lay off the imaginary characters

How about dealing with reality guys.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. What a maroon. Don't watch Spongebob because he holds Patrick's hand?

Patrick is a starfish. Starfish don't have hands. They also don't have genders. For that matter, neither do sponges. Guess FreeperCurtis needs to brush up on his marine biology, not to mention get a fucking brain and stop worrying that asexual children's cartoon characters might be gay. Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick!

[LilyLibber]

9. Awesome.

Great post! :rofl: :rofl: :toast:

[Cassandra]

10. misspelled dupe....oops

[Cassandra]

11. Impeccable logic

Not like that matters to these freaks.

[ComerPerro]

14. you don't even have to get that into it

SpongeBob is rarely seen holding hands with Patrick. I actually can't think of an episode where they held hands for any real amount of time, and I've seen quite a few

[symbolman]

8. You know WHY don't you?

Because Spongebob Squarepants has virtually MORE VIEWERS than all of them combined :)

It's true, O'Reilly has to run up against a CARTOON who gets better Ratings, I love it..

I have a theory that more people are actually just getting out of the shower and clipping their toenails nationwide than are watching right wing television. I have no way to prove it, but let's imagine it's just a metaphor for the VERY LOW viewership these shows REALLY Have.

I don't get too shook about these guys in the end, those in the know, know that no one is really watching them, and they know it too, which makes it funny to watch them all aquiver :)

[LilyLibber]

12. May they quiver

into oblivion - every last hatemongering one of 'em. :evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. Please tell me SBSP and BO'R are actually in the same timeslot

and the former makes krabby patty of the latter in the ratings!

[FormerDittoHead]

13. Did he also mention Tinky-Winky's handbag? n/t

[LilyLibber]

15. I can't believe he missed the chance

but no, he left Tinky Winky and his purse and his triangle out of this one! :eyes:

[Initech]

16. You shouldn't let your kids watch popular cartoons because they speak Spanish?

What the fuck? :shrug:

I guess they never heard of Speedy Gonzales or the Bumblebee Guy from the Simpsons.

[brettdale]

17. Thats disgusting

Thats disgusting

[madrchsod]

19. curtis is a big time has been

only the mentally challenged would pay any attention to him.