Need a laugh? A great Bush joke (At least I think so)

[wake.up.america]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[rusty_parts2001]

1. I'm going to tell that one to my mother-inlaw.

She's still driniking the Kool-aid. It will raise her blood pressure a few points.

[dddem]

2. I love it!

I only wish I could have shared this tidbit around the Thanksgiving table.I'll save it for Christmas.

[BelgianMadCow]

3. heehee - gonna drop this one on unsuspecting family as well

:-)

[DocSavage]

4. I heard it

when Clinton was in office. But still a good joke

[DemBones DemBones]

5. I heard it when

Reagan was in his first term, but good jokes last.

I was :rofl: the first time I heard it.

[Initech]

6. Excelllllent!

:rofl:

[Rhiannon12866]

7. I've heard this, too, but I love it! Thanks! K&R.

The last line always makes me laugh!:rofl:

[TankLV]

8. Said the same joke with Clinton...

Very old, not funny anymore...

[roody]

9. This one is not new either.

What is one difference between Iraq and Vietnam? Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.