This is a photo of Cheney which says it all:

[originalpckelly]

Here is a larger version of this picture:

[originalpckelly]

1. He looks so evil in this picture.(nt)

[Sydnie]

2. Why isn't he holding his hand?

I notice his body language and his hands are curled up in such a way as to send a message that he will not participate in any hand holding, no matter if it is culturally acceptable or not.

[originalpckelly]

4. He turns living flesh to stone when he touches it...

He's actually being kind to Abdullah.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. A bow-legged bald-headed stooge arrives from the west.

[driver8]

6. As opposed to the bow-legged stooge with hair from the west.

[driver8]

5. Hey, Look -- it's Beelzebub!!

What's he doing out in the daylight??