A penny for your thoughts . . . . . . . . but a king's fortune for your CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. Why do they have to ask all these questions all the time? I'm not 'The Answerer.' I'm 'The Decisionater.' I got better things to do than listen to these cry-babies and their sissy questions. . . . A real man's has got to deal with reality, what's out there, looking in our face . . . and that's whatever I decide it is.. . . Freakin' babies."

[ck4829]

1. "Dude.... Where am I?"

[acmavm]

2. "Oh man, do you think Jimmy B. was right when he said that

everybody hates me?"

[bahrbearian]

3. "you keep asking me those questions and I'll hold my breath till

I turn blue"

[bahrbearian]

4. "you keep asking me those questions and I'll hold my breath till

I turn blue"

[peekaloo]

5. I'm tryin' one of those Vulgar Mind Melds like Dr. Spock.

all your pages belong to me.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. "Gee, I wonder Why Ted Haggard hasn't called?"

[Vorta]

7. Damned prunes!

[aquart]

8. "The voice in my ear is telling me to do the hokey pokey.

Do I put my right foot in or out? Did Rove go to the men's room?"

[Joanne98]

9. Where do lame ducks go to get their legs fixed?

[sarge43]

10. "OK, hold on. I know I can wiggle my ears." n/t

[Lusted4]

11. dough dee dough dough. n/t

[Ravy]

12. Quiet! QUIET! Ah am fixin' to do some decidin' (nt)

[jimshoes]

13. A clue,

boy, I sure wish I had one.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

14. Not a caption, but

have you ever noticed how different his two eyes are? Like they belong to two different people!

[pooja]

15. He looks like an elf. Bet he would be a Santa's helper, if he was

regular folk.

[maseman]

16. Momma always told me to never

trust a fart. I think I need a bathroom.

[Blackhatjack]

17. "Lights are on, but No one is home...." n/t

[In Truth We Trust]

18. Papi? Unca Dick? Turd Blossom? What does A.W.O.L. FraWd mean?

[rustydog]

19. " Speaker of the House Pelosi, Fuck....Fuck....FUCK ! "

We have a word for George Bush, it's; i m p e a c h
We have a second word, it's; m e n t

You truly sucked you addle-brain,
impeachment will end your terror reign.

'Cause nothing spells relief like i m p e a c h m e n t again!

[hsher]

20. (Thin fart sound) Fffffffffrrrrrt...?