Proper way to address former Speaker of The House

[maynard]

What is the politically correct way to address the former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich? It really irritates me when people still refer to him as Mr. Speaker.

[Monkeyman]

1. Mr. Jail Bird would be nice for Hastert too

[SpiralHawk]

2. "Rep. Scuzzbucket" is the most accurate and appropriate

appelation, according to Ms. Manners.

[EFerrari]

3. Prisoner #873926?

lol

[Jim Sagle]

4. "Hey fuckhead!"

[Eric J in MN]

5. It's common to refer to a politician by his last office. Senator John Edwards...

...is still addressed as "Senator."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. Newt the Moot.

[davidinalameda]

7. he was speaker

so address him as such

people still call Clinton Mr. President

[LiberalFighter]

15. But he was elected by the people

Newt was elected by Repugs in the House.

[davidinalameda]

18. it's still a govermental title

just like people who bought ambassadorships are still refered to as Ambassador even after they leave their posts

[undeterred]

8. Hey Loserman!

:rofl:

[smoogatz]

9. I looked it up, and the correct form of address in Gingrich's case is

"get the fuck out of here, you fascist douchebag!" Or just "fascist douchebag" for short.

[Mist]

10. "Mr. Three-Timer"? Newtie's been married 3 times. nt

[Skittles]

11. fucking asshole

that works for me

[Cleita]

12. Mr Asshole of the House would work for me. n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. This is mostly from the whores at Faux, isn't it?

Mr. Speaker, my ass.

[smalll]

14. Mr. Hill. Mr. Benny Hill

for Newt. (Did you know that Benny Hill allegedly "died" in 1993, just one short year before Newt Gingrich burst upon the national stage with the 1994 Election? :tinfoilhat:)

For the most recent former Speaker, just Mr. Hasbeentert.

[leftofthedial]

16. "Shitstain" works for me

[BlooInBloo]

17. Fucktard.

[stevedeshazer]

19. Mr. “You can't trust anybody with power”

Or, Mr. "The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry or private sources is essentially a socialist argument."

Or, Mr. "It is perfectly American to be wrong."

Or, Mr. "If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological
problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they
get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I
mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand,
men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch,
they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things
are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an
Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve
ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically
better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in
a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to
go out and hunt giraffes."

Or, Mr. "Mr. President, we are going to run you out of town."

All quotes attributed to the former disgraced Speaker of the House forced to resign under a cloud of ethical lapses which is my preferred term for this maggot.