There are a lot of man haters around here

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Mon Nov-27-06 12:17 AM
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There are a lot of man haters around here

In honor of the threads we've all seen here where an all out flame war breaks out between men and women, I just want to say to all you women who for one reason or another hate men - You really need to chill out.

We're not all sexists misogynistic pigs. Sure, sometimes we may use phrases such as "grow a pair" or "have some balls", but please recognize that those are just expressions. We don't actually want you to grow a pair. It would turn us off, really. (The heterosexual of us, anyway)

And while true that most anti-choice people are usually men, that doesn't mean that most men are anti choice.

And yeah, we like naked women. Can you blame us? The naked woman is a beautiful thing. Don't get your panties in a bunch if we like to pin up pages from Playboy or Hustler. Feel free to put up pictures of Playgirl or Brad Pitt or whoever the fuck the current hollywood boy toy is. We won't mind. And don't get your panties in a bunch over the phrase "get your panties in a bunch", either. A lot of us don't wear panties, so we can't get them in a bunch. Though we can easily get our briefs and/or boxers in a bunch.

The word "bitch" means "female dog". So really, when a man calls a woman a bitch, he's just calling her a dog. Feel free to call us "pigs" in response. Don't worry, we can take it, because we have balls. :evilgrin:

But also understand that "bitch" can also mean complaining. As in, "Quit your bitching", which is basically what I'm saying here in this post. It can apply to a man, too. I've told many men to quit their bitching. It's a unisex word and it doesn't deserve such shabby treatment.

Regarding sex: We like it. There really isn't anything you can do about that, except maybe get a sex change operation. We're programmed genetically to slobber like dogs whenever you so much as look back at us and smile. Where do you think all those lame ass pick up lines come from? Why do you think we're willing to embarrass and humiliate ourselves just at a chance to get you into bed? We're shameless because it's a biological urge that doesn't really go away. We're horny when we wake up and we're horny after meals and we're horny in the afternoon and we're horny while we're skydiving. Don't take it personally, really.

But most importantly, don't believe the hype from the corpomedia regarding what type of women we are attracted to. They may all be super thin and have large breasts on TV and in the movies, but trust us, that's not all we are attracted to. We like thin women and fat women. Short women and tall women. Brunettes, blondes, redheads. We like small breasts and large breasts, we like round asses and tight asses, we like women, period.

The battle of the sexes will never be won by either side. You know why? Because there is no battle of the sexes. Most of us don't get worked up about this shit. There are only a small group of men who hate women and a small group of women who hate men. I'm addressing the latter: Chill.