What "going away" gift should DU send DeadeyeDick?

[caledesi]

Since Cheney will be leaving soon, got problems w/ his heart, ya know, what "gift" can we send him? Seriously, can you imagine, ol' Deadeye getting a shitload of Heart Valentines from DU?

He will be resigning; you can take that to the bank.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

1. A silver stake?

[Fovea]

2. A new double barrel shotgun

whose barrels have been drilled by Halliburton on a no bid cost plus contract.

[TahitiNut]

3. A new suit

[Minnesota_Lib]

4. Magazine subscriptions. He will have lots of time to read where he is hopefully going.

Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

[Cobalt-60]

5. a new rope

[pamela]

6. A leg lamp.

It's a major award. Hey Dickie! You shot someone's eye out!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

7. A GWB coat hanger branding?

[Raine]

8. I picked toy shotgun preferably

a pop gun with the cork attacked, he's too dangerous with anything else. x(

[caledesi]

13. Now that is funny! NT

[LeftishBrit]

9. A one-way ticket to The Hague

[TexasProgresive]

10. A bird dog trained as a seeing eye dog

[Loge23]

11. A summons

to appear in the Hague.

[Crankie Avalon]

12. A Dolly Parton wig and some lipstick so he can be "pretty" for his jailhouse daddy. n/t