Bushcronium, New discovery

[bonito]

From the silverdatawebsite group.



-> A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the
-> densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
-> "Bushcronium. "
->
-> Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
-> neutrons,
-> and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 911.
-> These
-> particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are
-> surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
-> peons. The
-> symbol for Bushcronium is "W".
->
-> Bushcronium' s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly
-> interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant
-> deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes.
->
-> This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
-> believe
-> that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
-> concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
-> Morass". When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates
-> Foxnewsium, an
-> element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as
-> incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many
-> morons.

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1. Thanks for the timely chemistry lesson

i was aware that there had to be an element out there with these properties, in that everything seemed off-balance without this element to explain it. But I didn't know its name or chemical weight

[Fovea]

2. I was forced to emit high energy

caffineium particles all over my monitor.

[Minnesota_Lib]

3. Very good. Nice work (and funny too!)