Oh no! Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have split! Good thing they're not gay!

[11 Bravo]

For the record, I believe this will be their third divorce or separation, but no problem, they can come to Virginia and re-marry any time they want. Pigboy can visit the Old Dominion and give spouse number 4 a test drive. Britney Spears (who's 2 marriages have lasted approximately as long as an average NFL game, is also welcome here to tie the knot again). Hell, our senior Senator, John Warner, was Liz Taylor's ... what ... 27th husband? No threat to the "sanctity of marriage" there! However, a same-sex couple with a decades-long history of loving commitment? Sorry, keep them fuckin' homos out of Virginny, they pose a threat! Why the very thought of gay marriage makes me want to dump my wife, send my two boys to Mark Foley's day camp, and begin a new career offering $5 blow-jobs to strange men in public restrooms.

[Xeric]

1. Yep

How many of those Born Again Christians are also Divorced Again Christians?
Jesus didn't say anything about gays but he sure talked a lot about hypocrites.

[volstork]

7. He also talked a lot about divorce.

That's what blows my mind-- how something never mentioned by Jesus (homosexuality) is latched onto by the fundies, but something he SPECIFICALLY forbade (divorce) is overlooked. I'm not commenting here on divorce, just indicating that there are MANY who pick and choose what verses they want to acknowledge.

[Tony Soprano]

17. The Bible

mentions homosexuality twice. Mentions divorce about a gazillion times.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. But not the a New Testament. All the references are in the Old Testament

and therefore, by default, 'not Christian'.

[Tony Soprano]

25. interesting point you make

n/t

[newyawker99]

22. Hi Tony Soprano!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Tony Soprano]

24. Thanks Newyawker!

:)

[TechBear_Seattle]

2. The Commonwealth of Virginia doesn't exactly have a moral basis on marriage

It was Virginia's anti-miscegenation laws -- which prohibited interracial couples from marrying and then made it a felony for an interracial couple to leave the state and get married elsewhere -- that prompted the ruling of Loving v. Virginia

[Fridays Child]

3. Well said!

[chelsea0011]

4. Thankfully, I live in a godless, gay marriage legal , liberal Massachusetts

where our divorce rates are the lowest in the land. Bet the fundies can't believe that one. How do we do it when we are all satan worshipers?:sarcasm:

[symbolman]

5. Jesus Christ!

Just WHAT is going ON in Hollywood? First they're all having BABIES, then ALL Adopting, and NOW they're all DIVORCING.. but, but, what about the Children?

Oh, Nannies.. nevermind :)

I think Kid Rock should marry Fed EX, now that Britney's had her way with him, and then Britney could marry Prince, or Princess Diana's corpse, and then we can take them ALL and put them into a burlap sack with a BRICK in the bottom and toss them in the Creek :)

[11 Bravo]

10. Princess Diana's corpse?!?!

Dude, next time how about a spew alert. (You read it here all the time, but I swear, half of my after-work beer just came out of my nose and wound up all over my keyboard.)

[symbolman]

14. Lol, sorry :)

Ever see Sam Kinison's riff on being a dead guy in a necrophiliac funeral home?

It's a total scream, and basically I wouldn't put it past any of these guys.. look at Elvis's kid marrying that mummy, Michael Jackson :)

[11 Bravo]

18. Kinison was a genius. I do remember that bit, and don't even feel guilty...

for laughing my ass off!

[NNadir]

6. I think a constitutional amendment should define marriage as being between...

two human beings. This would obviously exclude Kid Rock and Pam Anderson from threatening the sanctity of marriage.

[Kerrytravelers]

8. A round of applause from Southern California!

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[Journeyman]

9. Gay marriage as you describe does pose a threat. . .

by comparison, the hetero "unions" you use for examples would look even more idiotic cast against any committed, loving relationship.

With props to Santorum, my relationship with my dog is better for us and the community than the examples you've used are for themselves or society.

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Who gets custody of her knockers?

Otherwise, I couldn't care less what these two morans do.

[11 Bravo]

12. Gravity.

[Missy M]

13. The plastic surgeon who put them in!!

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. No sense buying when you can lease, I guess.

[Tony Soprano]

16. Well said....

...all good points.

[11 Bravo]

29. Thanks, T S, and welcome to DU!

You're going to love it here.

[Bombtrack]

19. There's no reason to compare Pam to Rush+Britney

she's no intellectual, but she's also not really an asshole from any indication I've ever seen.

And her looks are actually not overrated in my opinion. The basketball implants she's had for the last few years almost ruin it, but she's still hot.

And again, more importantly, among her probable mental/psychological problems and deficiencies, treating people badly or being an active negative influence are not included. Being that insanely good looking is not license to be a bitch but the numbers could make you think otherwise.

[BuelahWitch]

20. My cat and I are still together after 10 years

Don't tell Rick Santorum! :hide:

[phylny]

23. Gasp! Man on Cat Love! n/t

[BuelahWitch]

31. Well, I'm not a man, nor do I play one on TV

But Angel's my little girl anyway. But you KNOW Rick would think it was lesbian bestiality...:eyes:

[kestrel91316]

26. They SPLIT??? Who could have forseen that? And worse,

what will we ever tell the CHILDREN????

I think I'm going to have an attack of the vapors!

[Iris]

27. I was just about to post this bullshit!!!! And gay marriage threatens marraige HOW?

n/t

[NC_Nurse]

28. Well, there's a shock!

I thought their love was forever. :eyes:

Well, time to return to my complete apathy about them.

[AtomicKitten]

30. I hear K-Fed is available.