Let's put a twist to the captions. What are the guys on Rushmore saying?

[CatWoman]

[cool user name]

1. "I smell feet!"

[CrispyQ]

2. "Who's the moran?"

[trotsky]

3. "We are screwn."

Or perhaps "Anyone got any asparagus to cast?"

[Skip Intro]

4. "You've got to be kidding." nt

[jgraz]

5. "We are so screwn"

[Gregorian]

6. There's only room enough for one George W. up here.

Who's to say that once we get two, there won't be a third. Go back to Crawford you ninnie.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

7. Little Lord Pissypants is speechanating!!

[Fenris]

8. "Don't drag us into this, asshole."

[whistle]

9. "Yes, there is a spot right'cheer fer my head"

<together the other four scream> NOOOOOOO!

[blogslut]

10. ...

[Maddy McCall]

11. "I see our latest issue of Mad Magazine has arrived."

[Semi_subversive]

12. Listening to this idiot gives me gas!

[Warren DeMontague]

13. "Yeah, but we're SUPPOSED to have rocks in our heads!" nt

[mentalsolstice]

14. Anybody smell sulpher? eom

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

15. "we're frewn"

[flying_wahini]

16. sure wish I had feet to kick his ass around the block.....

[Ksec]

17. Oh GOOD GOD MAN. If hes comin Im praying for an earthquake.

[AIJ Alom]

18. If their stone noses could run, then the former presidents would produce

such a stoned snot.

[spanone]

19. 'I blow my nose in your general direction you piece of shit for president'

[Minnesota_Lib]

20. I'm not very adept at Photoshop (especially with a quick turn-around time)....

...but hopefully ya'll get the idea.


Abe Lincoln: "Nice aim, Mr. Washington."



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[Minnesota_Lib]

21. And you think our heads are rock?