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BlueCollar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 07:54 PM
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Where's Condi?
So... the mental midget idiot chimperor is in Estonia and Latvia to meet with NATO over Afghanistan, and his boss the Dickster is last seen in Saudi Arabia (Birthplace of the majority of the 9/11 hi-jackers) seeking assistance for his quagmire in Iraq...

Where's the Secretary of State...?

I checked the fridge...no picture on the milk carton...

So where's Condi?

I'm just sayin...
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happydreams Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 07:56 PM
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1. You mean Kindasleazy?
:evilgrin:
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BlueCollar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 07:57 PM
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2. yup
that's her...seen her? I was figuring she was out shopping for shoes...
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:24 PM
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21. It's time for....
Conoleeza to lead us! :bounce:

http://www1.videoaddon.com/playvideo.asp?vid=782&vas=

--IMM
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happydreams Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:26 PM
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24. Why does it take so long for people to get her name right?
:bounce:
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 07:58 PM
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3. Maybe she went to hang out with the Twins and go shopping :)
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BlueCollar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:03 PM
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8. she's in Buenos Aires?
or checking on a Paraguayan Land deal?
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:07 PM
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13. I heard on NeoCon news that she was at Camp David
with the Crime Family for Thanksgiving.
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BlueCollar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:08 PM
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15. so many sightings
so little substance?
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 07:58 PM
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4. Under the desk in the oral office
looking for WMD's.
:shrug:
She is not doing her job, but that is no surprise- why should she start now.
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happydreams Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:27 PM
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26. with her "husb.." sitting where?
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 09:04 PM
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29. He's fiddlin about
She is just waiting= always a bridesmaid and never a bride.
:beer:
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 07:58 PM
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5. She's with him.
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BlueCollar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:04 PM
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9. Phew...thanks
I was afraid she might have been renditioned...
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:11 PM
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17. Dream on...
:)

No, she's his main squeeze. He wouldn't do that to her. :puke:
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BlueCollar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:17 PM
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18. but...but...but
I thought she and Perle had a thing...or was it Armitage?

I hate it when I get the neocons mixed up...
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:00 PM
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6. well we know she`s missing this guy
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061127/pl_nm/usa_zelikow_dc
Senior Rice aide, Philip Zelikow resigns from post - Yahoo! News

another one bites the dust...poor condo, no one wants to be around her anymore
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BlueCollar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:05 PM
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11. bummer
He spent months examining U.S. policy toward Iraq and the reconstruction effort, saying in a confidential memorandum after a visit to Iraq that it had the potential to be a "catastrophic failure," according to the recent book "State of Denial" by Washington Post editor Bob Woodward.
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dave502d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:01 PM
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7. She in Kansas looking for Dorothy shoes. n/t
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:04 PM
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10. condoloser rice-a-roni
I heard she was at the Dentist office...............
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Perky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:05 PM
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12. I havebeen thinking the same thing
I have not seen her since the election come to think of it...


You have to wonder if she got sat down by Baker because she is incompetant
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:08 PM
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14. She's rebuilding Iraq. She's a phenom.
President Bush is giving his national security adviser, Condoleezza Rice, the authority to manage postwar Iraq and the rebuilding of Afghanistan.

While some saw it as a sign of frustration with the handling of postwar efforts, Bush and other officials said the move is a logical next step and reflected no dissatisfaction with progress.

"We want to cut through the red tape and make sure that we're getting the assistance there quickly so that they can carry out their priorities," Bush spokesman Scott McClellan said. "It's a new phase, a different phase we're entering."

...President Bush also weighed in on the reason for his decision.

Rice "is going to make sure that the efforts continue to be coordinated so that we continue to make progress," Bush said at a news conference with President Mwai Kibaki of Kenya. "And listen, we're making good progress in Iraq. Sometimes it's hard to tell it when you listen to the filter" of the news media.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2003-10-06-rice-iraq_x.htm
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BlueCollar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:18 PM
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19. oh yeah...I forgot
Rice "is going to make sure that the efforts continue to be coordinated so that we continue to make progress," Bush said at a news conference with President Mwai Kibaki of Kenya. "And listen, we're making good progress in Iraq. Sometimes it's hard to tell it when you listen to the filter" of the news media.
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 09:12 PM
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30. And what a phase it was
that was like 2 years ago. According to my filter(du) that is not mission accomplished.
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:10 PM
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16. she is screwing the chimp on AF1 on their way to Jordan
according to The Globe condi and the chimp are an item. Damn if I know what goes on during their trips around the globe together.....



<snip>

Rice will attend the Forum for the Future conference at a Dead Sea resort on Thursday and Friday after participating in a meeting Wednesday in the Jordanian capital between US President George W. Bush and Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Maliki.

The top US diplomat will also hold a series of meetings on the sidelines of the conference, her spokesman Sean McCormack said, without elaborating.

Rice and Bush left Washington Monday for a visit to Estonia and to attend a summit meeting of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization Tuesday and Wednesday in the Latvian capital, Riga, McCormack said.

They will then fly to Amman for the hastily arranged meeting with Maliki and other Iraqi officials, to discuss ways their government can do more to halt the spiralling violence between majority Shia Muslims and the minority Sunnis, who ruled the country under the ousted regime of Saddam Hussein.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061127/wl_mideast_afp/mideastconflictiraq_061127155212
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BlueCollar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:19 PM
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20. ok
that's funny

They will then fly to Amman for the hastily arranged meeting with Maliki and other Iraqi officials, to discuss ways their government can do more to halt the spiralling violence between majority Shia Muslims and the minority Sunnis, who ruled the country under the ousted regime of Saddam Hussein.
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:25 PM
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23. it reads like The Onion
doesn't it?

:crazy:
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BlueCollar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:26 PM
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25. scary isn't it? n/t
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:24 PM
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22. shopping for shoes
somewhere
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la la Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:45 PM
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27. I thought she was the
'Soviet' expert? Why wasn't she meeting with pooty-poot? Or is her expertise in Cold War shit?

:evilfrown:
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Cobalt-60 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 08:49 PM
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28. Perhaps she had a nice Polonium Cocktail
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williesgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 09:41 PM
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31. Shoe sale at Saks - leave her there, less damage to all of us.
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