== Sex Will Make You Go Blind = Mark Morford

[madokie]

============= MARK MORFORD'S NOTES & ERRATA =============
SFGate.com - Wednesday, November 29, 2006


Single? Under 30? You are in grave danger. Your government says so. Please, stop laughing

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/11/29/notes112906.DTL&nl=fix

I think I get it now.

The latest pitiable GOP plan, from what I can tell, goes something like this: To make it all so absurd, to make the remaining Bush administration proposals and doctrines and cultural stratagems so outlandish and silly and degrading and insulting to your mind and your heart and your very own beleaguered genitalia that you cannot help but take note of their existence and laugh and cringe and sit back and go, Oh my God these people have got to be kidding.

At which point (they hope) you will turn to your spouse or your significant other or your dog and say, Hey honey, check this out, did you see the latest moronic and horrible dictum from the Bush administration? We should totally try it, just for kicks!

Then the GOP will gloat and say: See? The world still loves the GOP! Yay us! And then they shall proceed to smack themselves in the face with a brick. ...

Read the rest:
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/11/29/notes112906.DTL&nl=fix

[Hepburn]

1. Well, I guess that certainly explains why at nearly 60...

...I cannot see the freaking computer screen anymore! My 30's finally caught up with me!

:rofl:

[demnan]

2. Thanks for the humor

With Civil War in Iraq, the economy in the toilet and infrastructure deteriorating every day its nice to know the great minds in public life have more important issues to worry about.

[malaise]

3. Help! help!

I need a white cane.

[deepthought42]

4. Ah, I love his articles!

I'm not yet 30, so I guess I still have plenty of time to break that rule! Who needs eyesight? ;)