my brother is watching The 700 Club right now

[Wetzelbill]

I like how they come back to Pat after their little reports as if he is an expert on every single thing. The economy? Pat knows the score! Foreign Policy? Just ask Pat! What type of vitamin should you take? Pat is the man!

:rofl:

[physioex]

1. I've heard he has a great pancake recipe to boot.......

;)

[rurallib]

2. Can he explain how to give a good blow job?

[Richard Steele]

5. Yup. Just obey your Gawdfearin' husband's every command, and you'll do fine.

[Wetzelbill]

11. exactly

:)

[Richard Steele]

14. Fundie Home Repair: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

SLAP the disobedient bitch.

[Richard Steele]

3. It's posts like this that make me glad I have no brothers. nm

[Wetzelbill]

8. I think he just does it to laugh at how stupid it is

he's further to the Left than I am. :)

[Richard Steele]

12. Oh, OK ...I seem to have misunderstood.

I guess I can scratch him off my prayer list then!

[Wetzelbill]

15. believe it or not, it is great entertainment

for like 5 minutes or so.

Oh, please leave him on the prayer list! :)

[Richard Steele]

17. Oh, I know it is. I enjoy "Black Humor" more than most folks do.

But the fact that some people actually BELIEVE
the crap that spews from Pat's mouth just makes
it hard for me to LAUGH at him anymore, y'know?

[rhiannon55]

4. AND Pat can bench-press 2000 pounds

Praise the Lord! :rofl:

[Alamom]

6. Is he the guy who can bench press 2000 lbs? Is it someone else or

or did I dream that whole thing?






Edit to add: :sarcasm: :rofl: :sarcasm:

[htuttle]

9. I thought he was able to swallow his own nose?

...or was it his brother's nose?

:shrug:

[Wetzelbill]

10. oh no

did he truly say that? :rofl:

[mockmonkey]

7. Pat is just like Jesus

A multi-millionaire that gets poor people to send HIM money. Oh wait, that isn't like Jesus at all.

[jdadd]

13. I watch for the laughs....

I like the way Pat gets soooooo happy he's on the verge of tears :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

16. !!!!

oh that is a pleasure. :) :spray: