The meeting's off because:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

a) The dog ate George's papers

b) Maliki thought it was day light savings time

c) George needed a sleepy time nappy

d) George forgot to bring a translator

e) Condi forgot his teddy bear and had to replace it in his beddie bed bed.

f) George wanted to teach Maliki a lesson

g) Maliki lost his invitation and the Secret Service wouldn't let him in.

h) George confused Iraq with Iran and refused to go

i) George thought that Jordan meant he'd be dining with the reitred Bulls star

j) It was no snub by Maliki. How could a nonentity like that pathetic raghead snub the Great One?

k) George wanted to finish My Pet Goat

l) Maliki got the address wrong

m) other

[mr_hat]

1. *The*

[Caoimhe]

2. Maliki didn't know how to properly use The Google to get good maps

[SoCalDem]

3. Maliki heard that George insisted on corndogs & fudgesicles

[ChairmanAgnostic]

6. not pork & beans, with Jack chasers?

watching the White Hores spin this proverbial slap is great political theater. After Darth Cheney gets slapped upside the head witha Saudi brick, this happens. Oh, be still my heart.

[Nitrogenica]

4. Bush has a drinking problem, and was perhaps molested as

a cheerleader.

[Imagevision]

5. Watch the death rate in Iraq after Bush leaves. Sadar already quit Malaki's govement

Bush goes to Iraq, more US. troops die!

[Beetwasher]

7. Maliki Didn't Realize It Really WAS A Social Meeting

And when he found out, he said "Fuck that! I'm not hanging out w/ that fucking jerkoff unless I HAVE to!"

[annabanana]

8. Maliki can't afford being photographed with him... you know,

like all those republicans...

[Jim Warren]

11. haha

Maliki suddenly remembered he had an appointment with Charlie Crist.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

9. Someone told Makiki

the meeting was with GEORGE Bush in Jordan, not with the Bush TWINS in Argentina.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

10. W's Pet Goat forgot to pack her garter belt & nylons.

[LonelyLRLiberal]

12. Maliki got a better invitation from Iran

with an offer he couldn't refuse.

[Rageneau]

13. Bad hangover