"If I were out drinking with George Clooney, George Clooney would be MIA."

[Fuzz]

"That's why I don't drink, and I wouldn't go out with him anyway."

Bill O'Reilly just now on his stupid fucking show.

I watch so you don't have to. :)

[Mythsaje]

1. I think Clooney could take O'Reilly...seriously...n/t

[ellenfl]

15. hell, clay aiken could take o'really! eom

[TomClash]

16. Paris Hilton could take O'Lielly nt

[Nicole]

47. Hell yes! n/t

[Aristus]

2. Huh?!?!?!?!?

:wtf::shrug:

Not that O'Reilly ever makes any fucking sense anyway, but just :wtf: is that supposed to mean?

[bbernardini]

3. So he's saying he wants to kill George Clooney and hide the body?

That's how I'm reading that.

[originalpckelly]

14. I know Bill just made a threat on George Clooney's life.

[mondo joe]

4. If they were out drinking he'd beg for permission to give George a hummer.

Or a loofah.

[AspenRose]

5. Ooooooh, big tough guy.

Whatever :eyes: falafel-breath.

[Straight Shooter]

6. WTF is O'Reilly's problem with compassionate, intelligent, good-looking men?

Pathetic.

[Warpy]

10. He's not any of those things.

[Nicole]

48. Jealously n/t

[Cha]

54. I was at the Library today and

I saw Clooney on the front of GQ or Esquire(one of those mags) and he was looking so good and across the page were the words-"George Rules"..about 25 times.

So I'm guessing bo is getting chewed up by the green eyed monster. Good riddance.

[Codeblue]

56. Green-eyed monster

not only because George is incredibly handsome but also because George has influence and Billy has lost a lot of his.

[Cha]

57. Extactly...that's where the

"George Rules" comes into play.

[aquart]

7. Was that a threat...or a proposition?

Is O'Reilly saying he's one of those "Christ was I drunk last night" gays?

[Redstone]

8. Thank you for making that sacrifice. I just could NOT do it myself.

My TV would end up with a big hole in the middle of the screen.

Redstone

[tridim]

9. What's the context? Did he just spurt that out with no warning?

[Fuzz]

11. Talking about Danny DeVito's appearance on The View

with Alan Colmes and how 'disgraceful' it was. Colmes said that DeVito wasn't angry, just happy because he was out drinking with Clooney the whole night and wouldn't you (Bill) be happy in that situation. That was his response.

[OzarkDem]

34. DeVito was also happy because

the Dems won the house and senate and Rumsfeld announced his retirement. He was absolutely gleeful talking about it on the show. He and George were just celebrating the Blue Tsunami!

[Warren DeMontague]

50. Oh, thanks.

Another mental image I really didn't need! :puke:

[City Lights]

12. If I were out drinking with George Clooney, we'd both be MIA.

:evilgrin:

[ellenfl]

17. oh, yeah. i prolly wouldn't let him up for air. eom

[donco6]

28. Me too!

But sadly, you'd have a better shot at it. :(

All the really cute ones are straight.

[Cha]

55. That's not what

we say! ;)

[OzarkDem]

38. Oh, yeah

I would make sure he was MIA for quite a while. At least a week or two. :evilgrin:

[Batgirl]

13. He really said "I wouldn't go out with him anyway" ????

Sounds like he got stood up by his prom date.

[Sugar Smack]

18. Umm...Bill? Who cares

what you think of George Clooney? Please tell me who gives two shits?

[stellanoir]

19. Clooney is an ace

Bill is a wanker. eom

[Cass]

20. WTF is that supposed to mean? Is he saying he would off Clooney and

hide his body? Why? Because Clooney is a liberal? O'Reilly is weird and creepy. What in the heck prompted him to make this disturbing comment?

[praeclarus]

32. self delete, moved to end...

... I don't know how many times I've replied to
the wrong post by now. Jeez Louise.

[Eric J in MN]

35. here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2829223&mesg_id=2829287

[Cass]

40. Thanks for the info, Eric J. Knowing the context in which he made

his comments don't make them any less disturbing IMO. O'Reilly gives me the creeps, big-time.

[Little Wing]

21. Go for it Bill. You can wrap up your teeth in some falafel and soak up the blood

with a faloofah

[tinfoilinfor2005]

22. Clooney was just named World's Sexiest Man. For the second time.

An honor that Bill thinks should be his.

:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray:

[dflprincess]

23. I wonder how many drinks I'd have to pour into George

before he decided he couldn't live without me?

[Cleita]

24. I could say the same if I were out drinking with GC. However,

he would be MIA in a way that would put smiles on both our faces.

:evilgrin:

[stanwyck]

25. O'Reilly is obsessed with Clooney

in the past, he's written columns and ranted on his TV show incessantly about Clooney.
Bill-O has a serious man-crush. He can't shut-up about the guy.
Really. It's an obsession.
The Daily Show should put together all the clips over the years showing Bill-O blathering about Clooney. The crush is there.
And it's really kind of funny.

[Blue_Roses]

27. I agree

:thumbsup:

[last_texas_dem]

26. Weird stuff

First, it's scary how that kind of statement coming out of O'Reilly isn't even considered very controversial. Like Ann Coulter, the media just kind of expects far-right commentators to say scary, bizarre shit like that, and no one bats an eye. But can you imagine if, say, Phil Donahue, when he had his show on MSRNC, had said something like that about a right-wing celebrity? Or if Michael Moore had? FAUX News would pitch a two- or three-day shitfit, with all of their "fair and balanced" commentators devoting half of their shows to trying to get the "dangerous" liberal to apologize and be doing all kinds of weird psycho-analysis about why they would say something so "disturbing." Really, the double standard in the media is sick...

Second, it's so ridiculous how O'Reilly still tries to claim to be an "independent", but really lets his true colors as a wingnut be shown with these kinds of comments. Virtually the only people who hate or talk shit about Clooney are wingnuts. And all because he dares make some political statements on his own or with his work. They seem to truly hate many musicians and actors for the very same reason.

[majorjohn]

29. What's he got against Clooney? n/t

[Eric J in MN]

37. He's a liberal, and handsomer and more popular. NT

NT

[msu2ba]

30. Let's not forget Al Franken.......

and Billo threatening to "put a bullet right between his head" after Al made him darn-near cry at a book-sellers convention. The threat was, of course, delayed till Billo could run back to his studio and have the protection of his "dump button". He gets sooooooooo brave when he can make someone shut up on command.

What a wussy!

[Ilsa]

31. Bill Wanker O'Lielly is just mad that his pretzeldent is looking like

the little shit that he is. Billo is pissed about Iraq not playing out with Cmdr Codpiece looking like a real "war president."

[praeclarus]

33. i never saw O'Reilly until i watched...

... the documentary Outfoxed.

They have a lot of clips of him saying shit like that.
Putting people on notice. We are watching you. Anybody
who says x and y in a time of war is a traitor.

He got quite livid with the son of a man who was killed
on 9/11. The son was anti-war and O'Reilly was getting
quite irked. He was haranguing the son who was a little
fella.

Wot a tweaker the guy is. But mainly he is a bully and
I was thinking while watching that how great it would
be if somebody stood up one day slapped him around
some on the air.


edit for typo.

[Golden Raisin]

39. He IS a bully and

in addition to using the same ugly, bullying tactics, O'Reilly bears a striking resemblance (facial) to Joe McCarthy. Probably a hero of his. And interesting that all these guys sneer. Bush, Cheney, O'Reilly, Limbaugh, DeLay, Lott, Scalia. Arrogant, sneering pricks.

[Rex]

36. Oh Bill, do you have a new crush?

You might have to move the houseboat out of your ass to make more room. Maybe Clooney can shove a banjo all up in there.

[Left Is Write]

41. Well you know, O'Reilly was really hoping for that Sexiest Man crown...

he's obviously jealous.

[Liberal In Texas]

42. BO is a pompous ass. A stuffed suit filled with his own self-importance.

He's like those guys in school that were a cross between the school-yard bully and the guy who would beg for half your lunch, then never share the big bag of cookies he had in plain sight.

He's the guy who would wheedle at you for help on his homework one day and trip you in the hall the next.

He's the know-it-all who didn't really know anything.

He's the guy that picked on kids smaller than he was, until the day one of those kids turned on him and kicked his butt.

He sucked up to teachers one minute and tried to get them in trouble 5 minutes later.

He has never grown up. He is scum and worthless.

Normally he would be employed trying to sell you the next pyramid scheme, but for some reason he's managed to worm his way into an on-air job on Fox. Which says volumes about the competency of Fox managers, and their agenda.

Ignore him. It'll drive him nuts.

[donheld]

43. "I wouldn't go out with him anyway."

I'm sure George feels soooooo slighted that O'Lielly won't go out with him. I hope George has been turned down by better. :D

[Left Is Write]

44. We all know how desperately George Clooney wants O'Reilly's approval.

[Warren DeMontague]

45. Clooney would stuff a falafel up your smelly ass, shave your eyebrows off, and leave you passed out

in a dumpster wearing nothing but a tutu and a Dukakis '88 shirt.

Shit for brains.

[AlCzervik]

46. gee that sounds like a threat, maybe someone should contact Mr. Clooney.

[Nicole]

49. I'm sure George will be heartbroken when he hears that.

:sarcasm:

[deutsey]

51. Would you gag him with your falafel, Bill?

:eyes:

[hamletsophelia]

52. someday he'll end up in jail or something

o'reilly's ego is bigger than the universe and there is only one way for that guy..to eventually be flushed down earth's toilet

[bleedingheart]

53. If I went drinking with George Clooney...

I would be doing that famous hair swoosh and saying things like..."I'm so drunk"...and batting my eyelashes at him....

the rest would be x rated...