Donald Trump, Miss U.S.A, & 3 thousand Dead Soldiers...

[Philosoraptor]

...Name someone in the news no one cares about, somebody nobody gives a fuck about, and something nobody ever talks about.

[radfringe]

1. it's just a comma

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. wow, how did I miss this one?

Thanks for posting it!

[itsmesgd]

2. I can't believe that the Don got the Breaking News banner

sick just sick

[Philosoraptor]

4. We interrupt this war to bring you horrible news about ms. America!

She snorted coke! She kissed a girl! Oh the humanity!

[Beaverhausen]

3. No shit! I couldn't believe my eyes this morning

every frickin' station carried that bullshit live. Who gives a fuck?

[KamaAina]

6. Miss America has nothing to do with any of this so stop saying that!

The Trump-owned beauty pageant, whose current titleholder is this week's version of the MSM shark attacks, is Miss USA. Miss America is a separate organization, so there! :P

[Philosoraptor]

8. THANKS for the important distinction

correction made, I'd hate to be accused of wrongly besmirching ms. America.

[KamaAina]

10. Hey, we need something to tide us over until shark attack season!

We can't count on any more mountain climbers getting lost, so there you go! :sarcasm:

[AndyA]

7. But The White House has a new pastry chef!

Now Laura can have all the creampuffs she wants with her morning cigarettes.

[rusty_parts2001]

9. I so miss the intelligent humor Johnnie; RIP

[bobthedrummer]

11. Ivan Boesky, Michael Milken, the Iran Contras, the S&L crisis, Ronald Reagan's

astrologer, BNL, BCCI, SDI, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swaggert, The Moral Majority, Jim and Tammy Baker, Jessica Hahn, Charles Colson, Ahmed Chalabi, Michael Harari, General William Boykin, Donald Rumsfeld, the Congressional Pages...