Hey folks, it's time to rally around the President!

[BushOut06]

Haven't you heard? We've got a new country to bomb the hell out of! Did you know they want to bury New York and LA under a foot of radioactive ash? Did you know that in just five years, they might have nukes? We have to strike NOW! And this time, we're going to use our shiny new toys, these miniaturized nuclear "bunker buster" weapons that really haven't been tested, but I'm sure they'll work just fine without any severe collateral damage. You want proof? What, do you want a radioactive mushroom cloud over Chicago to be your proof? We can't wait for concrete proof, we have to act NOW, just in case they really are making nukes! So let's rally around the President, because by gosh, he really does have our best interests at heart. He's such a swell, upstanding Christian man, and he's just the man to stand up against these Islamo-fascists who want to take over the entire world! Did you know that he was chosen by God Almighty to lead us through these perilous times? So let's all give President Bush our unwavering support, as he turns those satanic Muslims into radioactive soot! You don't want to be anti-American, do you?

[illinoisprogressive]

1. Well, god does talk to him personally - or is that Cheney???

[AnotherDreamWeaver]

2. I thought you wanted a "protest rally" to evict him...

You wanted him "out" last year, and now what's up? Did you forget the 'sarcasm' thing?
adw

[BushOut06]

3. Do I really need to add the sarcasm emoticon?

Is it really necessary to preface satire with a warning label that states "THIS IS SATIRE, NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY"?

Please tell me you didn't really think I was being serious!

[AnotherDreamWeaver]

4. I'm just checking.

OK, "I didn't really think you were being serious". But I like to 'Know for Sure'...about these things. Just trying to find my way around here.
Peace, adw

[mdmc]

5. We are all very supportive of w. and his policies

Welcome to DU!

[IdaBriggs]

6. I'll bring the tar! Anyone else got some feathers?

That is what you meant, isn't it?

:evilgrin:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

7. Mea culpa

You're right, of course. I have no idea what I've been thinking of. Say, gang, what say we all crawl to D.C. on our knees and beg forgiveness for our thought crimes! I know Big Brother will understand. :cry:

P.S. :sarcasm: