White House releases photo of bush rehearsing his speech

[Botany]

A.P. 1/10/2007 Washington D.C.

Under increasing pressure from within his own party about the direction of the
War in Iraq, President George Bush, spent time outside today to rehearse what many consider
a critical speech about Iraq. He is scheduled to give the speech tonight at 9:00 PM EST. Reporters
overheard the President saying over and over again, "Shock and awe y'all, shock and awe y'all."
He was also heard saying, "Send in my Freeper press guy Tony Snow." and "Toby Keith rocks,
I loves me some Toby, he don't take shit from nobody."

Reports of "poo flinging" and a "cat fight" between Sec. of State Rice and the First Lady could not
be confirmed.

[karlrschneider]

1. oH shhit annotherrrr kkeyyboarrd rruuuuuuuuinned

;-)

[Time for change]

2. Why does he look so much better than he usually does in the photo?

[Botany]

4. Regular exercise and a "Christ centered life" will do that for you.

:rofl:

[Clark2008]

3. He needs to put his dick in a box.

(Hubby and I are STILL laughing over that SNL skit).

[Botany]

5. go lay down and take it easy ....

..... you have my (and others) God Child baking in you.

Make the hubby bring you some orange slices and tea.

[Fridays Child]

7. That's the truth! SNL should do a DIAB II, telling B*sh to...

...put his dick in a box--and leave it there. I'm thinking a matchbox ought to work, even if it might be a little roomy.

[Virginia Dare]

6. A haircut and a fresh shave does wonders for a man...

not to mention good dental work.